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I had originally decided to draw this for a SmutWednesday entry, but alas, when I was done, it just did not fit the prompt, so I'm posting here instead. My plan was to have the Dursleys all sweaty and half clothed, doing it over the kitchen counter (eeewz) but instead, this is what happened. It would almost be sweet if...erm...it wasn't THE DURSLEYS! I apologize to teh flist!

Title:Dursley Love
Medium: The lowly pencil. (is that really how you spell lowly?)
Not full on pron, but NWS


Date: 2006-11-02 05:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] orange-bastard.livejournal.com
aaaaaaaaaaagh! You are a nut, and a RIOT. What ever possessed you to...?

Date: 2006-11-02 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] orange-bastard.livejournal.com
ps, are you posting smut weds with me this month? Lots of potential for crack (singsong)...the theme is rimming

Date: 2006-11-02 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
I wouldn't miss it for the world! The only question is....hhmmmm how graphic should it be? ;)

Date: 2006-11-02 05:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
And hey! Is there gonna be another wank!fest? I'm so ripped that I missed the last one!! *pleads*

Date: 2006-11-02 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] selija.livejournal.com
OMG!!! this is so disturbing! I love it. What freaks me out the most is the likeness of Dursley to Richard Griffiths the actor. It's disturbing to see him doing anything sexual. Eew!
This is totally brilliant!

Date: 2006-11-02 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] orange-bastard.livejournal.com
I emailed you about it. i didn't want to make my idea public :D

Date: 2006-11-02 05:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] orange-bastard.livejournal.com
we probably should! maybe do a big end of year blowout!?

Date: 2006-11-02 06:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
Hee! Thanks! I did base his looks on the actor, but I didn't make him quite as big. That man is HUGE! I'm so glad I could gross you out! :D

Date: 2006-11-02 06:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seaislewitch.livejournal.com
*shudders*

That roll of fat on Vernon is quite fetching! Petunia's face is so sexy!

*dies*

This is a great drawing, though. Scarily realistic.

Date: 2006-11-02 07:49 am (UTC)
ext_17092: heart shaped flames (Rose)
From: [identity profile] gestaltrose.livejournal.com
Sqicky is right! OMG Vernon and Petunia *shudder* I really didn't want to visualize it let alone see it.

Ignoring the subjects and focusing on the art, I like the hand splayed on her breast and her hand down her knickers.

Rose

Date: 2006-11-02 11:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] accioslash.livejournal.com
I'm trying to firgure out just why this is squickier than pregnant Filch or toe-sucking Dumbledore. I mean, ugly people like sex, too. And Vernon looks very affectionate. Maybe it isn't squicky. Nope. Squicky it is. I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Date: 2006-11-02 12:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prelud.livejournal.com
Aaaargh! I don`t think I really wanted to see these two in this situation.

Technically brilliant, great linework and shading. You REALLY know how to use a pencil. Please draw more, it is a delight to see some masterful use of old-fashioned medium when almost everyone else uses computer programs (often with great results, but still).

Date: 2006-11-02 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skaill.livejournal.com
Oh god, that's brilliant but also totally disgusting! When I was a teenager I watched a movie with Richard Griffith where he has sex with Patsy Kensit. That was such a disturbing scene! When I saw him as Vernon for the first time I gagged. Hearing his comments on Daniel Radcliff's progressing acting skills in the DVD specials to CoS made me feel sick.
Somehow this picture makes it even worse for me. Sorry, Richard...

Date: 2006-11-02 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avialle.livejournal.com
Blargh. All I have to say is blargh . . .

Well, good work, but . . . blargh. :^P

*ROFLMAO!*

Date: 2006-11-02 02:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mudblood428.livejournal.com
ROFL. That's so awesome - they actually look like the actors that portray them! Brilliant work!

Date: 2006-11-02 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 1scout.livejournal.com
Ugh!
I didn't think the Dursleys had sex except for the one time to get preggers! The thought is enough to gag a maggot!!

Aside from that, really great work!!

Date: 2006-11-02 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] orpheus-samhain.livejournal.com
Ewww, my imagination never went THAT way... ew

Great work but... ewww... ;)

Date: 2006-11-03 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
Thanks! I aim to squick! :D

Date: 2006-11-03 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
Thanks! Hands are a real bitch to draw, but they add a ton of interest to the picture and help distract from the fact that IT'S THE FREAKIN' DURSLEY'S DUDE!

Date: 2006-11-03 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
*hands you some mouthwash*

It's squickier because it's more...real. And probably a good deal more likely than mpreg filch. (thank god!!)

Date: 2006-11-03 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
Thank you! What lovely feedback, especially considering the subject matter! When I started drawing, I used a tablet, but somehow just fell in love with pencils. Probably my age! It's nice to actually have something to hold in your hands when you're done. although...it's not like I'm gonna hang this one on the wall or anything! ;)

Date: 2006-11-03 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
Hey, feel free to borrow the art and use it as an icon! *snerk*

I'm sorry you were so traumatized by it! :D I have some squick actors from childhood movies that would gross me the hell out if I saw them nekkid too.

Date: 2006-11-03 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
Blargh? I'll take that as a compliment! :D My work here is done! ;)

Date: 2006-11-03 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aleoninc.livejournal.com
Gross! Gross! This is so grohohohohohohoooooooossss! But also quite beautifully rendered, and there's the rub (no, not that kind).

Amazing! You are my hero!

Date: 2006-11-03 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
Maybe this IS the time they made Dudders! *shudders*

Thanks!

Date: 2006-11-03 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
Thanks! That's how I meant for it to look, so I'm glad it did!

Date: 2006-11-03 03:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
Cumon, admit it! You lurve Dursley smut! :D

thanks for the comment!

Date: 2006-11-03 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
hee! Thanks! That is EXACTLY the type of reaction I was aiming for. Well, not the hero thing, but *beams* thanks!! :D

Date: 2006-11-03 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] belladoragirl.livejournal.com
You know, Uncle Vernon is going to see Nephew Harry naked on stage next year...

and this is more squiky than that!

It's like imagining your parents doing it!

or seeing it

Date: 2006-11-03 12:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silkeng1.livejournal.com
LOL I am not sure whether this is worse than toe licking dumbledore, but it may give me nightmares. I am comforted by the fact that they are unlikely to have done this more than once to produce Dudley.

Date: 2006-11-03 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eeyore9990.livejournal.com
Wow, you get an A for artistic brilliance and a fails spectacularly due to the horrible mental I now have!! LOL!! Love you dearly, though. *g*

Date: 2006-11-04 04:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] witherwings7.livejournal.com
Oh dear word! Petunia looks like my grandmother from back in the 90s. Really beautiful piece even if it is the Dursleys.

Date: 2006-11-05 02:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
I dunno, I think I'd rather see my parents doing it than the Dursleys! well....maybe not!

Date: 2006-11-05 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
Sorry to traumatize you hon! I don't know why, but I'm just drawn to squick! I'm compelled to draw it!! *lends you brain bleach*

Date: 2006-11-05 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
Hmm....I'd say this is much worse than toe licking Dumbly, because that one had no nudity. Or, more accurately, it didn't SHOW any nudity!

Date: 2006-11-05 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
Hee! Thanks hon! So glad I could gross you out! And hey, it could have been Umbridge! *gets art bunny and shoots it in the head*

Date: 2006-11-05 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
Thanks! You should show it to Grandma and see what she says! :D

Date: 2006-11-06 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canonfodder123.livejournal.com
EEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!

It's as wonderful as I hoped it would be (though for some reason I was picturing whipped cream and cherries in there too.....) :D Your Mistress of Squick title won't be going anywhere soon hon.

Hmmm....I really think it's Petunia's beautifully coiffed hair that does it for me XD

*snogs*

Date: 2006-11-06 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
*grabs you and squeezes you before you can run away again*

Thanks hon! it was originally SUPPOSED to be the 'kitchen' prompt, and yes, I had some food play in mind, but...meh...this was one of those drawings that sort of petered out near the end. I just could NOT be arsed to add a background.

As for her hair...maybe that's why she's holding his arm like that. sort of a "Hey, don't fuck with the 'do!" Actually, even while drawing it, I kind of thought it looked like she was holding his arm, sort of saying, "Oh for fuck's sake Vernon, I'll just do it myself!" :)

Date: 2006-11-14 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] indigocat.livejournal.com
My eyes! My eyes. (Good work)

Date: 2006-11-18 09:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evilauntiesnape.livejournal.com
Well......Dudley had to come from somewhere, I guess.

Excellent work. They do look like Vernon and Petunia in the movies.

Still....eeeww.

Date: 2006-11-19 10:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
If I've squicked you, then my work here is done! :D

thanks for the comments!

Date: 2006-11-20 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evilauntiesnape.livejournal.com
Oh, Dursley sex is okay. I think everybody ought to have as much sex as possible.

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