Rhymes with Orange

So Quincey (my five year old) and I were sitting around having tea, and he asks me;

Q:Mama? I don't think anything rhymes with September.

Me: Uh ... November? December?

Q: *laughs* Oh yeah, I guess so.

Me: But nothing rhymes with orange.

Q: *thinks for about a second* How 'bout Four Inch?

Me: *Says it a few times to try it on.* OMG! You are the first person ever to find something that rhymes with orange!

Q: *shrugs and goes to watch Spongebob*

Me: *iz still boggled*

My flood, let me show you it.

We are flooding in epic proportions in our area.
We recieved a voluntary evacuation notice yesterday, but meh, I don't think we'll be leaving any time soon. (and I don't think the local hotel takes horses and pigs and chickens and dogs and peacocks anyhoo...)

Anyway, here's some pics of water.
( row, row, row your boat )

The river is supposed to crest in the next couple of days, and I'm hoping we manage to stay dry until then. We are pretty well protected, but many of the people around us are not. :(