Request for Wrongness

Okay I have been endlessly subjected to repeated episodes of iCarly and Drake and Josh, and while I don`t mind the shows (they`re actually not bad for kids shows) it has given me a hankerin` for some Spencer Freddy slash, or some Drake Josh slash. (the slash button on my laptop isn`t working ...HOW FREAKIN` IRONIC, eh.

Thanks in advance.
Oh I should mention, I want GOOD stories, not `Pit of voles horribleness.` I can write that myself.