Tentacle Sex!

The title should serve as both an enticer, and a warning.

Oh, and it's Tentacle Sex with Hal/Tighten and Megamind. I suppose that could serve as both too. :D

“You’re not gonna try and stuff those in my butthole, are you?”

( Thar be slashy tentacles ahoy! )

Dorky vigins unite!

Drawn for the (shouldn't be, but really is) hot, hot fic Stuck In The Middle by colonel_bastard She is SUCH an enabler!

7 Deadly Sins Meme Day Three WRATH

7 things that piss me off.

1) People that are cheap. Seeing as I live in the CHEAP capitol of the world, I get pissed off all the time. The time you spend finding a bargain should not outweigh the actual savings. Driving for a half hour to save a buck IS NOT THRIFTY.

2) Know it alls. Even if you actually DO know everthing (which I doubt), you don't need to prove it. STFU

3)People who drive like they own the road. You are NOT that important. Slow down.

4) Stupid People. Not people who are ACTUALLY stupid, but people who should know/do better but don't, because they are too lazy to find out how something should be done, or they just don't care.

5)Bigots who hide behind an agenda. Often that agenda is God, but not always. (I don't have a problem with people who are religious, just people who use it to spread hate.)

6) Perpetual victims of circumstance. This one will probably not win me any friends, but don't do stupid things if you don't want bad things to happen to you. Nobody deserves to get raped, but duh! If you dress provocatively, drink too much and go to a guy's hotel room, there is a very good chance you may not be able to back out at the last minute. Is that fair? Probably not, but life isn't fair. Nobody deserves to drown, but if you drink while boating, and don't wear a life vest, it just might happen. Is it fair? Nope. Same rules apply. I have friends who always seem to have 'bad things' happen to them, but the choices that they make have a LOT to do with it. Whaaa! Why does my life suck? I dunno. Take a look around you hon.

7) Accountability. Related to pretty much all of the above, OWN YOUR FAULTS PEOPLE! If you fuck up, grow a pair and TAKE RESPONSIBILITY. Apologize. Make it right. Stop blaming your mother/other people/the world for something that YOU did.