*cries*

So, over on Woot!, they have a weekly design contest, based on a theme of their choice. I am constantly surprised and amazed at how SHITTY I DO THERE. Like ... so shitty! Granted, I'm not a graphic artist, and generally, the shirts that actually WIN are usually pretty amazing, but there is a shit-ton of shirts that aren't well drawn and THEY ALL DO BETTER THAN ME!

Take, for example, the theme two weeks ago was Winter. No text allowed. I came up with this
( Title: You and what army? )

It got eleven votes. Out of a possible ... 700?

Last week was Gluttony, also no text allowed.
( Title: A wafer thin mint? )

This one got seven votes. SEVEN! D: I realized after I'd submitted, that it might be funnier as Wafer Thin Shrimp, but yanno, maybe I would have gotten EIGHT votes. *sigh*

So, today's theme is MOTIVATION. Any ideas? Obviously none of mine are viable.
I was thinking of drawing that first prehistoric fish to take the chance of going ashore. If so, any ideas on execution?