Shirt idea help plz

So, this week the 'theme' at Woot! is PIRATES.

They don't allow anything 'dirty' or bathroom humour, so there goes all my ideas! :D

I was thinking somehow of making a play on Butt Pirates. Except, yanno, with smoking instead of buttsex. Any ideas anyone???

Also? *iz emo* Remember when you were little and dorky and nobody picked you to be on their team? Yes, that would be me with my Big Bang entry. *sad panda face*

My 'Pirate' art for shirtland.

I based this on an old cigarette ad for Viceroys.

( work safe pirate ahoy! )

My kids saw this and were like ... WTF mom? :D wut no boyz kissin?

Edited to add: Site rules are max 6 colours on seperate layers. No gradients (hence halftones). No text only and no pop culture references. No ninjas. ;)