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Day 40 Porny Question!
Jun. 26th, 2012 05:57 pmOkay, Olivernsnape joked a while back that I'm going to ask you about your sex toys. SO I AM!
What toys do you have? What toys would you like to have? Lube? Or no lube? Stagnant? Or vibratory? Ribbed or plain? Blow up or ...?
As always, feel free to log out and comment anonymously. No pressure mah peeps.
Oh, as for mine?
I bought a vibrator/dildo thingie about a bazillion years ago, that we jokingly named Big Red. (because it's red.) It's the typical missile shape, with no 'head' or any type of penis acoutrements. Then![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
joanwilder decided that I needed to spice up my toy chest, and has, over the years, given me nipple clamps. Ouch. I don't think my nipples are overly sensitive, but they are just TOO strong for me. She also gave me an anal plug, which sounded really, really scary, but it's actually pretty small and sparkly and purple! And vibrates! Still too big for my bum, but fun to play with all the same. And Joan's daughter Mandy gave me a ... silver bullet? It's a little silver vibrator, about the size of a ping pong ball, but more bullet shaped. That one is quite a bit of fun. :D
As for lube, I once bought those ... two types. One for the guy, one for the girl, and when they get together, they supposidly create MAGIC. Sadly, what they create is more like what I imagine a horrid case of gonnorhea feels like. OUCH BURNING! We had a good laugh, but really needed to shower off before any sexytimes could happen.
What toys do you have? What toys would you like to have? Lube? Or no lube? Stagnant? Or vibratory? Ribbed or plain? Blow up or ...?
As always, feel free to log out and comment anonymously. No pressure mah peeps.
Oh, as for mine?
I bought a vibrator/dildo thingie about a bazillion years ago, that we jokingly named Big Red. (because it's red.) It's the typical missile shape, with no 'head' or any type of penis acoutrements. Then
joanwilder decided that I needed to spice up my toy chest, and has, over the years, given me nipple clamps. Ouch. I don't think my nipples are overly sensitive, but they are just TOO strong for me. She also gave me an anal plug, which sounded really, really scary, but it's actually pretty small and sparkly and purple! And vibrates! Still too big for my bum, but fun to play with all the same. And Joan's daughter Mandy gave me a ... silver bullet? It's a little silver vibrator, about the size of a ping pong ball, but more bullet shaped. That one is quite a bit of fun. :DAs for lube, I once bought those ... two types. One for the guy, one for the girl, and when they get together, they supposidly create MAGIC. Sadly, what they create is more like what I imagine a horrid case of gonnorhea feels like. OUCH BURNING! We had a good laugh, but really needed to shower off before any sexytimes could happen.
