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What the hell, brain?
Oct. 7th, 2013 04:41 pmI've had some very odd dreams lately.
#1) There was a really cool horror movie, in which the lead female has some sequence of numbers cut into her neck, and I decided that I needed a tattoo like that. Yeah. I don't have any tattoos, and even in my dream, while the tattoo artist was putting these numbers on me, I was thinking "Hmmmmm... perhaps a NECK TATTOO wasn't the most prudent thing to start off with. durr
#2) I was at some sort of roadside antique market, and they were selling animals. I was looking at them and found the CUTEST ferret. I just HAD to have it. So I bought it and was wondering how I would break the news to my husband. For reals, I think I would prefer a neck tattoo to a ferret at this point in my life. (no offense, ferret people. They're hilarious little animals, but I DO NOT WANT.)
#3) Dexter (the tv serial killer) was a HORSE who killed (and ate) other horses. ??? I was on a cruise (or some boat) and I saw him (Dexter the Horse) cuddling and MAKING OUT with the dead rotting body of another horse. It was actually very sad and tender. (and gross)
Really brain? There are a LOT of very good looking celebrities that you could be having sex with while I'm sleeping, and you choose to dream about serial killer animals and neck tattoos? For shame!
#1) There was a really cool horror movie, in which the lead female has some sequence of numbers cut into her neck, and I decided that I needed a tattoo like that. Yeah. I don't have any tattoos, and even in my dream, while the tattoo artist was putting these numbers on me, I was thinking "Hmmmmm... perhaps a NECK TATTOO wasn't the most prudent thing to start off with. durr
#2) I was at some sort of roadside antique market, and they were selling animals. I was looking at them and found the CUTEST ferret. I just HAD to have it. So I bought it and was wondering how I would break the news to my husband. For reals, I think I would prefer a neck tattoo to a ferret at this point in my life. (no offense, ferret people. They're hilarious little animals, but I DO NOT WANT.)
#3) Dexter (the tv serial killer) was a HORSE who killed (and ate) other horses. ??? I was on a cruise (or some boat) and I saw him (Dexter the Horse) cuddling and MAKING OUT with the dead rotting body of another horse. It was actually very sad and tender. (and gross)
Really brain? There are a LOT of very good looking celebrities that you could be having sex with while I'm sleeping, and you choose to dream about serial killer animals and neck tattoos? For shame!
