Walking Dead Paper Cut

Ugh. I didn't cut this one hard enough, so ended up having to cut it all twice. grrr
Black part is all one piece.

Awkward sex talk with my kids.

We stop on our way home from school for a snack at the local convenience store. As we're getting in the car, my 11yo asks: "Mom, what does 'fellate' mean?"

I'm a pretty forward thinking mom, but I've got to admit, that this kind of caught me off guard. It was kind of out of left field, but I did my best to explain.

"Well, do you know what a blow job is?"

"Is that something a prostitute would do?"

"Well, yeah, it's one thing that a prostitute could do, but it's also something that people in a loving, committed relationship could do. It's when someone sucks on your penis."

"Ew!!! Yuck"

I shrug, hoping that I satisfied his curiosity. Except then he says; "Well, how come it's in my orange juice?" I look at the bottle and see where he's pointing.

FOLATE. He was asking about FOLATE.

Ahaha! "Well, that is something COMPLETELY different! Whoops!"