Sex meme

[tripperfunster]

Baaa. Grab the closest book, turn to page 45. Read the first line. It will predict your sex life in 2012. (paraphrased, because I suck)

Well. .... There is a surprising dearth of books around me! Lots of movie cases, paperwork for the store and art, art, art, but no books. First one I found was one I bought a couple of days ago called "The DC Comics Guide to DIGITALLY DRAWING Comics". Yes, I lead an exciting life.

Anyhoo, page 45 line one gives us this:

Because I work in an almost assembly-line way, I always try to err on the side of caution."

So .... I should use condoms? ;)

Comments

[gadgetorious.livejournal.com]

When having sex with a line of people? Yes, probably. XD

Also, how is that book? Worth the purchase?

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha- I am inappropriately amused by this. Initially I felt I needed to defend your technique - assembly-line?! But then, on second thought that just seemed awesome. ;D

[narryaworry.livejournal.com]

Mine is, "The bursts come no closer to hurting you than scoreboard fireworks." So I guess there will be much bursting but I'll come out of it no worse for wear.

[colonel-bastard.livejournal.com]

"Written in a feverish, semi-literate hand, this message bears no resemblance to the earlier two--- save in its savage humor!"

I'm definitely a big fan of my sex life including the written word, especially when it contains savage humor. Apparently I'll reduce my partner to feverish semi-literacy! ;D

[verizonhorizon.livejournal.com]

Lol! Sounds like you r a Love machine! :p

[emmagrant01.livejournal.com]

All of the books around me are preschool children's books. None of them even HAVE a page 45. What does that say about my sex life, I wonder?

[venturous1.livejournal.com]

How surprised I was to see you on the bridge!" from A River Sutra by Gita Mehta
**head scratchin'**
maybe hang out on bridges more?

[theficklepickle.livejournal.com]

I got "it is an essential service you are performing, one to be proud of".

Hmmm.

[sumsumlovesyou.livejournal.com]

If your book fortune is true, then you better be safe than sorry.

The closest book to me is 'Baby's first sushi book' and it only has 7 pages. Does this mean I will have no sex life whatsoever?

[synn.livejournal.com]

Ha!


I got:
"Press Ctrl+y or right-click the thumbnail and select Copy To from the context menu"

... my closest book was the paint shop pro 8 user guide.

oh, wait, it might actually be the harry potter cookbook. in that case, it's:
"place the flour and salt in the bowl of a food processor and pulse to combine."

I like that one better. it has a kind of tantric sound to it, yes?

[demicus.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah
I'm just a love machine
And I won't work for nobody but you
...
Oh ... wait a minute, you did say assembly-line, didn't you? I guess that song doesn't fit .... LOL!

I don't think any of this bodes well...

[loopey-lovegood.livejournal.com]

I grabbed the dictionary first and got, "8 severe 9 ill 10 sorry; distressed/ he feels bad about it/ 11 offensive - adv. [inf.] badly - n. anything bad - not bad [inf.] fairly good."

... o_o .... let's try this again shall we?

**picks up A Beautiful Mind** "who was Austrian by birth, was often able to explain the fine points of von Neumann's book Mathematische Grundlagen der Quantenmechanick, which Duffin was using as a text." .... This is what I get for having Mr. L's "books I use for school/math nerdness" immediately next to the computer.

I like your response so much better!