Shirt idea help plz

[tripperfunster]

So, this week the 'theme' at Woot! is PIRATES.

They don't allow anything 'dirty' or bathroom humour, so there goes all my ideas! :D

I was thinking somehow of making a play on Butt Pirates. Except, yanno, with smoking instead of buttsex. Any ideas anyone???

Also? *iz emo* Remember when you were little and dorky and nobody picked you to be on their team? Yes, that would be me with my Big Bang entry. *sad panda face*

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[narryaworry.livejournal.com]

I don't know why, but I have a sudden image of a pirate sitting primly and sipping tea, pinky out. That probably doesn't help at all, but it will not get out of my head.

Also, sad face on not being picked. What Big Bang were you entering?

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Hee! Like a Pirate grooming school!

I don't wanna say what big band it is, because i don't want someone to pick me out of pity. ;) Actually wait .. do I?

No. No i don't. :D

[eeyore9990.livejournal.com]

Wait, what? What Big Bang? Do I know the fandom? Oh, wait, that's never stopped me before, so... I totally pick you!

[eeyore9990.livejournal.com]

I don't have to write like a kajillion words, right? *worries*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I dunno ... I"m still waiting for my Cross Dressing Major Monogram fic from you. ;)

Dude, I'd love to colab with you! (although, it's supposed to be a blind pick ...)

Have you seen Iron Man or Captain America? (you should, because hot)

And I just looked up the rules. PFFFT! 6K! I don't even write very often, and I don't think I've ever done something as small as 6K! That's like a drabble to us HPers!

Here's the link: http://c-im-bigbang.livejournal.com/6405.html Mine's #10. The pic of Cap holding Tony back.

[eeyore9990.livejournal.com]

Ffffffggggnnnn!!!! That pic works right into an idea I've had lingering in the back of my head since I saw Captain America. Holy shit. You = telepathic. Or.... yeah, something.

Also, that Crossdressing Major Monogram will come to you one day. :P When you least expect it.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

ILU <3

Will you have pity sex with me too?

*bounces*

[sumsumlovesyou.livejournal.com]

How could no one pick you!? It's okay, I never get picked. You can be on my fantasy baseball team

As for pirates... I'm envisioning a pirate rendition of of FRIENDS. Ooh, no wait. Do it Ed Hardy themed but with pirates. Ed Arrrrrdy.

I am so not creative today. This gastrointestinal virus is sucking inspiration out of me.

[eeyore9990.livejournal.com]

Hells yeah! You get to be preggo if things go wrong though. I'm done with that shit! OMG, they need to hurry up and approve my claim like NOW so we can do ALL THE COLLABING!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Can we hire a surrogate? Because I am OVER that shit too!

They've approved everything else so far, so i don't see a problem with it.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

No pop culture references allowed this week. But they ARE allowing text for a change.

I've decided to go with a Pirate cigarette ad.

[synn.livejournal.com]

You know I would pick you in a nano-second if I were capable of writing a story long enough for a big bang.

ha for butt pirates. I like the charm-school pirate idea too.
how about some kind of play on Pi and Pirate? I picture a scraggly pirate in front of a white-board like an absent-minded professor, but no idea what the quote/pun would be.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Sad thing is, I just SUCK at original ideas. Parody? I'm a frickin' pro, but ORIGINAL?? No can do.