What the hell, brain?
Oct. 7th, 2013 04:41 pmI've had some very odd dreams lately.
#1) There was a really cool horror movie, in which the lead female has some sequence of numbers cut into her neck, and I decided that I needed a tattoo like that. Yeah. I don't have any tattoos, and even in my dream, while the tattoo artist was putting these numbers on me, I was thinking "Hmmmmm... perhaps a NECK TATTOO wasn't the most prudent thing to start off with. durr
#2) I was at some sort of roadside antique market, and they were selling animals. I was looking at them and found the CUTEST ferret. I just HAD to have it. So I bought it and was wondering how I would break the news to my husband. For reals, I think I would prefer a neck tattoo to a ferret at this point in my life. (no offense, ferret people. They're hilarious little animals, but I DO NOT WANT.)
#3) Dexter (the tv serial killer) was a HORSE who killed (and ate) other horses. ??? I was on a cruise (or some boat) and I saw him (Dexter the Horse) cuddling and MAKING OUT with the dead rotting body of another horse. It was actually very sad and tender. (and gross)
Really brain? There are a LOT of very good looking celebrities that you could be having sex with while I'm sleeping, and you choose to dream about serial killer animals and neck tattoos? For shame!
#1) There was a really cool horror movie, in which the lead female has some sequence of numbers cut into her neck, and I decided that I needed a tattoo like that. Yeah. I don't have any tattoos, and even in my dream, while the tattoo artist was putting these numbers on me, I was thinking "Hmmmmm... perhaps a NECK TATTOO wasn't the most prudent thing to start off with. durr
#2) I was at some sort of roadside antique market, and they were selling animals. I was looking at them and found the CUTEST ferret. I just HAD to have it. So I bought it and was wondering how I would break the news to my husband. For reals, I think I would prefer a neck tattoo to a ferret at this point in my life. (no offense, ferret people. They're hilarious little animals, but I DO NOT WANT.)
#3) Dexter (the tv serial killer) was a HORSE who killed (and ate) other horses. ??? I was on a cruise (or some boat) and I saw him (Dexter the Horse) cuddling and MAKING OUT with the dead rotting body of another horse. It was actually very sad and tender. (and gross)
Really brain? There are a LOT of very good looking celebrities that you could be having sex with while I'm sleeping, and you choose to dream about serial killer animals and neck tattoos? For shame!
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Date: 2013-10-07 10:07 pm (UTC)Seriously. I had two in college and aside from the pooping in every corner of the house and their lovely odor, they had the maddening habit of burrowing into the couch from underneath and then coming up between the cushions and sinking their teeth into the first thing they could find, usually someone's ass.
Lovely pets. The Weasel War Dance is funny and cute though.
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Date: 2013-10-08 12:42 am (UTC)The real question is, would you keep a ferret with a neck tattoo of horsey-Dahmer/Dexter? I think not. I hope. Naw. It would be a great conversation-starter though. Yeah, I'm tired ....
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Date: 2013-10-08 03:34 am (UTC)What are our brains doing to us?
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Date: 2013-10-08 07:11 pm (UTC)My husband is still sad because Dexter finished... OMG Gross indeed!!!
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