Snape Caption Contest

[tripperfunster]

Okay, I drew a pic of Snape, originally for Smut Wednesday's 'Wandless Magic' prompt, but I didn't use it because...well, it wasn't smutty.

He really needs a funny caption though...so here is where my amazing flist comes into play.

CAP MY SNAPE!

Comments

[joanwilder.livejournal.com]

"Why shouldn't I take a risk? The man is positively hot, not to mention that he can tie a bow around his balls with that beard..."

[arcanetrivia]

"I can fool the Dark Lord backwards and forwards, but I can't solve a damn Agatha Christie novel?!"

[littleroo27.livejournal.com]

did you realize you put Snape!hair on House's face? hehehehe

mixing your genres!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

That is funny and gross at the same time! MY FAVOURITE TYPE OF COMMENT! :D

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

ha! I like this one! Very funny!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Any time Snape starts a sentence with 'Fuck me' it's a winner in my books! :D

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Funny you should say that, because I signed up to do a Snape/House crossover pic for Slashfest!

There's also a crossover day coming up for Hump_day_smut, and I'm rubbing my hands together over what I should do!!

[arcanetrivia]

LOL.

[joanwilder.livejournal.com]

Also...

"God, I should've used Preparation H."

Not sure if you guys have that. Substitute the name of any hemorrohoid creme.

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

"*Sigh* It's hopeless. No matter how many alterations I've made I'll never find a way to make Engorgio work where it's really needed."

Obviously he's looking for this spell for Harry.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we have that here. Or, the commercials for it anyway. Perhaps an inflatable ring would help him? :D

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Obviously, as Snape posesses a truly impressive Foaming Meat Probe! ;^)

[arcanetrivia]

Foaming... Meat... *brain fizzles and dies*

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Foaming? It makes it sound like his veiny bangstick is rabid.

Not that I wouldn't still do him.

[arcanetrivia]

After all, we're rabid about him. Turnabout is fair play.

[sinick.livejournal.com]

Ever since Snape had a dirty great chunk bitten out of his neck, he had to be careful not to let his head fall off.

[arcanetrivia]

lol!

[psyfic.livejournal.com]

"I am never shaving my pubes for Hermione again! I don't care if she did save my life. Damned if I can find that anti-itch potion recipe, either. Hm... I wonder if I could guilt her into giving me a blow job?"

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

That is just plain old, fuckin' funny! Bravo!

[sinick.livejournal.com]

You Are Too Kind! (but don't stop now!) ;}

[bonfoi.livejournal.com]

Books were full of amazing things...especially the ones with those pictures that looked amazingly like Potter--senior and junior--tied up to something spiky!

[windypoint.livejournal.com]

The late headmaster's porn stash contains no pictures of redheaded women.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

pfft! First of all, the late Headmaster wouldn't have had women in his porn stash!! teehee! That sounds like pornstache! Well, he *might* have had women in his pornstache! *snerk*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Ouch! Been there, done that, and I agree! Never again!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Uh...together? *ponders* >:D

[windypoint.livejournal.com]

That pile of white in the corner... to me it looks like a big pile of kleenex, but that's not terribly wizardly so maybe it's a handkerchief?