My hump_day artz

[tripperfunster]

Shield yer eyes! It begins with a middle aged man making out with himself, and degrades from there into fish!porn. Did I stutter? I said FISH!PORN.

The theme was crossovers.

First, I bring you Snape/Dr. Lazarus (from Galaxy Quest). Alan on Alan people!




This next one is Snape/Davy Jones (POTC)
While I was drawing his lovely tentacled face, lobster hand and freaky snake fingers, it occured to me that he most likely would have had an affected meat-probe as well. And really, Wide Mouthed Bass was an obvious choice. *snicker*
click on it to make it bigger, you know you want to!






And go check out the other amazing entries! http://community.livejournal.com/hump_day_smut/11021.html#cutid1

Comments

[majmunka.livejournal.com]

I'm so looking forward to that multiple!Alan orgy! The more Alan is better. We can't get enough of him :D
And fishpr0n rocks *g*

[verdenia.livejournal.com]

You can be so disturbing. I love it. :P
*hugs*

[laurazel.livejournal.com]

OMG!!! Sexy! LOL crack pairing XD

[sh4rds.livejournal.com]

I wish I could say the fish porn was easier the second time around *sigh*. My inherrent dislike of fish may of course have something to do with it. Why does it have to be so -interesting- to look at *headdesk*
At least I can squee without reservation at the Alan/Alan. He may be middle aged, but he looks better than many many young people I know. You are reaaaaaly good at capturing the essence of something in art, ya know that? *is sorta really jeaous*

[euclase.livejournal.com]

BASS PENIS.

...so this is what the end of the world looks like, hm? Golly, thanks for showing me. ;)

[1scout.livejournal.com]

Please! You have to draw Hans Grueber with the Fish!Penis!
Make my dream come true!

*dreams....Hans and his fish!penis with Snape and his nose...mmmmmm......*

Ok, I'm back.

You do excellent work, my child.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Man, moresomes are haaaaard to draw! but I'll do my best

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

:D Is it odd that I take that as a compliment? :D

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Your icon is so, cute/disturbing. :D

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Aw, thank you! What a wonderful thing to say! <3 You have no reason to be jealous, as you do some wonderful stuff in your own right!

I don't care for fish either, but it was the most ... logical answer to the *cough* problem.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Hee! Yes, this is the lesser known, forty-fifth circle of hell, aka the fish/porn ie fporn circle.

Try to not look directly at it, as your retinas may burn.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I like it when other people make me look *cough* normal. :D And that is no easy feat! <3

[kittehkat.livejournal.com]

I am going to hell for thinking Davy/Snape is hot, aren't I?

*whistles*

Nothing to see here!

[1scout.livejournal.com]

When I read your reply, I almost fell off my seat I was laughing so hard! LOL! The bad thing is that my husband was in the room with me and thought I had gone mad. He has no idea of my..er..internet interests...or my..er..fetishes.

[xenafox.livejournal.com]

LOL WOW. Is it wrong I find the second one like..totally plausible, and a pretty darn good idea? XD FISH PENIS. I remember I did a mad lib once where I got the line "He withdrew a fish from his penis..." Never thought I'd actually see anything like it..

Keep it up!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Well, the fish!cock throws me off, but yeah, I've been begging other people to draw this for me, because *I* think it's hawt! *hangs head in shame*

That pincer looks a tad dangerous though ...

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I did read a fic with these two in it, but it was, sadly, not prony. The premise was that Snape had sold his soul (sort of like young Wil) and ended up taking over for Davy Jones, because his 100 years was up. (or something like that.) It was TOTALLY plausable.

[verdenia.livejournal.com]

XD
You were meant to--perfectly appropriate!
*cough* Unlike much of your work!
*giggle*
Love.

[sinick.livejournal.com]

Well, Banging the Bass certainly makes a change from Choking the Chicken! :D

And my mind is going to all sorts of WRONG places, thinking about TENTACLEBEARDPRON.

[la-fono.livejournal.com]

FISHPENIS. Does that count as bestiality, I wonder? Hmmmmmmm.

<3

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

*SNORTS* Oh, TF - where's the crack and why aren't you sharing???

[apythia.livejournal.com]

Snape really does get around. These are great!