Tiny (but gross) art dump.

[tripperfunster]

This week's hump_day_smut was WANKING, and nuthin says wanking like ... um ... Hagrid in a pumpkin patch. AMIRITE? Anyone? anyone?





And then, it just goes from squicky bad to worse, with my Daily Deviant submission. The kink was RED WINGS, which is oral sex on a menstrating woman. There was only one place I could go with this one, so of course I DID! :D :D :D :D :D: D: D:




Okay, you can go back to your own lives and feel much better about your own mental health now. <3

Comments

[euclase.livejournal.com]

You earn your name, dude. You really do. LOL.

<3

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Are you referring to the 'funster' or the Mistress of Squick? Nevermind, I think I know the answer. :D

[venturous1.livejournal.com]

Bring on the Gourd!Smut!

and, I see you spared us the red ink. Sparkely! wahahaha!that's where he got the taste for it

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, gourd porn ftw! :D

[redheadsarehot.livejournal.com]

you are my hero. so fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Hero! ahaha Like, PORNCHICK, hero to the huddled masses!

[clayangel.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I couldn't make myself do the red wings. I considered it, but I just couldn't. I love yours, though. ^_^ It's amusing, and good job on the boobies.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

ya know,.. I TRIED to do threesome, but I just didn't have the drawing/anatomy mojo, so I scrapped it and did that instead.

Cartoon = easier than real drawing. :p

[1scout.livejournal.com]

Wow! *eyes bulge out* Hagrid's peen is massive!!! And for some reason, he's making me think of a brunette Greg Allman. LOL!
Both drawings are fabulous.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Did you expect Hagrid to have a teeny peen? :D

<3

[joanwilder.livejournal.com]

I love the look on Hagrid's face, like he's thinkin', 'WTF's wrong wit cher? Ya not seen a ha'gian' wankin' in the pumpkins afore, eejit?!"

The second one, omg, you really are fearless, going where no man's dared to slurp before! You're the one person I can trust to always take me...places. :)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Dude, I had never even HEARD of Red Wings before. But oddly, I keep thinking that Red Wings give you Bull. I was going to make a cartoon of that, but couldn't think how, exactly. :D

[xenafox.livejournal.com]

Lmao. Hagrid looks like he's bored with his penis. Get that boy a dildo.

Red Wings...ewww...I'd be annoyed about getting my sheets stained if he didn't get it all.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

A dildo? He's got one of those pumpkins up his ass! :D

And yes ... eewww. DO NOT WANT

[stupid-drawings.livejournal.com]

le sigh. The internet has completely desensitized me.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Two Girls, One Cup.

I refuse to look at it, although, someone did describe it for me. *shudder*

[stupid-drawings.livejournal.com]

:P

[corvus-coronis.livejournal.com]

Hagrid looks like he might, any minute, grab a pumpkin & punch a hole in it (with his fist, presumably..)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Fist ... yeah, that's the ticket!

[sra-danvers.livejournal.com]

OMG!!! I love your sense of humor, my darling!

Sparkling!!!!!!! XD

MARTA

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Thank you dear! <3 <3

[hecate-12.livejournal.com]

Well, they say you learn something new every day... "red wings", huh?

Fab, if disturbing pictures!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

yeah, it was news to me too. I am frighteningly vanilla, so I often have to look up the meanings of the prompts over at Daily Deviant.

[antisocial-nerd.livejournal.com]

Ewww. redwings?? groooos!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

yeah, not exactly my cuppa either!