Naked timez

[tripperfunster]

Do you ever have dreams that you're naked? And not like, yeah, naked with SOMEONE SEXY, I'm talking naked at the grocery store.

I have them all the time. Generally, I'm just missing my top. And it's not quite as horrifying as it would be in real life, it's more ... strangely uncomfortable, like, if I was wearing something inappropriate, instead of nothing at all.

Last night, I dreamed (dreampt?) I was DRIVING MY BED around the streets of Winnipeg. Nude, of course. And, because it was a bed, and not a car, I drove it by hooking my feet into the end of the mattress and pulling it up.

Did I mention that I was nude? yeah. Did I mention that I HAD SHAVED MY VA-JAY JAY? And not only was it shaved, I was quite smitten with how it looked that way.

This is odd, because generally, although I do 'landscape' to avoid the neandrathal look, I am not a fan of shaved cooters. (I'm not judging you if you shave, and like it that way) it's just not my thing. And I won't even get into the whole razor burn/regrowth rash thing.

WTF BRAIN?

this dream brought to you by Nyquil

And now, I will go and have a nap and see if I can dream about something productive.

Comments

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

This is better than my dream last night that I made butterscotch pudding and then when I got it out of the fridge, it was just orange jello. and when I woke up, my first thought was, "I should write a Hermione/Snape/Sirius H/C fic that features bloody pennies."

Yeah, cause THAT all makes sense.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

You are practically a Vulcan, with your steely logic.

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

Since I really did make butterscotch pudding, I can only assume I was worried about all the lumps in it. It did, however, taste like butterscotch.

[outofthisplace.livejournal.com]

I..... well, you are entertaining!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Ha! That I certainly am! (to myself, at least)

[1scout.livejournal.com]

That's soo funny! I've never dreamed I was nude, but I have dreamed a few times that I had friendly sex with guys I've never met.
Several years ago I had a recurring dream where I had a Red Rider wagon with a gallon of red paint and a paint brush in it. I would pull the wagon with me everywhere I went, and I used the red paint to paint my hand. After I painted my hand, then I would disappear. Now that's a strange dream.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Wow. that IS a strange dream! You should get that puppy analyzed!

My only recurring dream (when I was a kid) was of a big swimming pool, and this big eyeball on the wall that would drop huge ice cubes in the pool. OMG SO SCARY. (at the time..)

I haven't had any since. Although, yeah, I often have sex dreams with the ODDEST people.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

ahahhaa! I hate to be over analytical, but LEZBO DREAM = SCARY FISH? *snorfle*

I've had gay dreams too (that were amazing) but I identify pretty straight too.

[archea2.livejournal.com]

Wow, you girls do have colourful dreams (I had a peep at the other comments). Lucky you. Can't remember mine for years and years back.

My guess is that your inner!Feng Shui freak wants the bed shifted to the other corner of the room, so the flow can flow more easily or whatever the flow is supposed to do.^^

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, my hubby HAS been talking about moving the bed to another wall. This does not explain the shaved cooter though!

[xenafox.livejournal.com]

I don't have naked dreams much...if I do, they're full-on dirty dreams.

DRIVING YOUR BED. That is awesome, trust me.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

The driving bed WAS awesome! THINK OF THE TIME IT WOULD SAVE!!

[alienor77310.livejournal.com]

Frequently. Dream!Me is increasingly unconcerned by said nakedness, and found it almost amusing the last time, in a "Not again? Oh, well." way.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Ha! yeah, the older I get, the more it's a 'Well, it's YOUR problem that you have to look at it, not mine!" kind of thing! :D

[xterm.livejournal.com]

Thank you for sharing!! I've had similar dreams and it's nice to know I'm not alone! Hugs!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

No prob! All of us are freaks, although ... I don't know if that's comforting or not!

[xterm.livejournal.com]

I don't know how weird it makes me but I find it comforting :) hugs!

[r-grayjoy.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, I definitely do that. Although it's not my top; it's usually my pants. I'm in some public place or social situation when I suddenly realize that I forgot to put on pants that morning (?!) and so I start tugging my shirt down and hoping no one notices that I'm not wearing pants. (Do insert a pithy comment about dream interpretations and not wanting to get caught with my pants down any time.)

And just for the sake of solidarity -- I don't like them shaved either! I like women to look like women, not little girls. ::shudder::

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I wonder what it says about me, that it's usually my boobs that are exposed, or if it's full on nekkid, it's my boobs that I'm more concerned with.

I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE A BOOB? ;)

I'm thinking, that with girl bits (when they're not shaved) there isn't really a whole lot to see. Whereas, with my boobs, there's a lot more to see that I'd like.

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

I have those weird nekkid at awkward times dreams too, I think a lot of people have them.
and then people who make porn movies have a weird sense of what is and is not gross, they show people getting the crap beat out of them, fucking dogs, rolling around in poop, but they think pubes are disgusting?! huh? hello?

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Please! Don't even TRY to get into the heads of the porno industry!

I would suppose that you can SEE more, if there's no pubes, but yeah, I like my women to look like women.

[theficklepickle.livejournal.com]

That's much more fun than my dream. I dreamed I was installing a new bath tub about three feet above the existing one, and when I'd finished all the plumbing I turned around and stepped in a pile of cat poo. Strikes me as a classic anxiety dream, that ... (i.e. whatever you achieve, there's always something you weren't expecting).

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Oh god! That sounds more like a nightmare! I also tend to have a lot of semi boring dreams that are like that. Mundane things that just aren't turning out right, etc.

I also dream about work, and when I wake up, I'm so ripped off that I've spent any of my time off, DOING WHAT I DO DURING THE DAY! Why, brain? Why?

[whatthefuckbenj.livejournal.com]

.. now what is your brain trying to tell ya? Oh Freud where are you when you're needed?! XD

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I think it's obvious!

THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE MY VA-JAYJAY!

[sra-danvers.livejournal.com]

Oh my, don't talk me about this dreams. Or Nightmares, better. XD I have no body to show in the street, please >

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Hey, I don't walk around in a bikini either!

[huntress1013.livejournal.com]

OMG that totally made me laugh and no I never had any dreams like that. I read about them in books (and apparently also journals) and seen them on the telly but no...can't say I ever had one of those dreams.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Well, you're lucky! They're not a lot of fun. At least, until you wake up and laugh about it!

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

You remember that 7 quirk meme where I said I'm always wearing underwear? It is such an ingrained quirk even in dreams I am always wearing underwear. And so the shaved cooter question never comes up.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

So, do you ever have dreams that you're JUST in you underwear?

You do you dream that AL is nude? ;p

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Heh. Nope, I'm always dressed. Con artists People who interpret dreams sometimes suggest that being naked in public places is related to a fear of feeling over-exposed or vulnerable. My anxiety is more related to actual performance. So my dreams often feature me showing up for a test that I haven't studied for or, more commonly, being in a play for which I don't know the lines. But I'm always dressed. And so is everyone else.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, I have those too.

The school ones always suck. Although, for me, it's not the test I didn't study for, it's more of an "OMG, it's the third term and I haven't even shown up for class once! And I have a paper due! And I don't even know where that class is!"

fun times.

And I'm often on stage, with my band, and either forgot the words to a song (which certainly happened on more than one occasion HELLO ALCOHOL!?! and/or it's a song I never learned. Oddly enough, these don't really disturb me, as I seem to be able to fake my way through them. Probably, because yeah, I HAVE DONE THAT IN RL! :D

[antisocial-nerd.livejournal.com]

I don't think I've ever had a nude dream that didn't involve sexy times