Very important life changing question....

[tripperfunster]

If Hagrid had a tattoo, what would it be?

Comments

[eeyore9990.livejournal.com]

A butterfly. A pretty, pink and purple butterfly...


...Fucking the "Giant Squid". And by "giant squid" you know what I mean. :D

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Ahaha! Yes, I'm quite sure I DO know what you mean!

[coffee-n-cocoa.livejournal.com]

For some reason, I think it would be one of Aragog, his first and most beloved 'pet'.

[djin7.livejournal.com]

IAWTC. He was also the reason Hagrid had life changing circumstances, back in the day.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I think you're right! Thank you!

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

a dragon with a hardon!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Ha! yeah, I could see that!

[xenafox.livejournal.com]

Probably a dragon since he spent so long wanting one.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I wanted to avoid the dragon, because Charlie is known for his dragon tattoo.

[veridari.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I agree with the Aragog idea...or even Fang. An animal he was close to. People get their pets tattooed on themselves frequently.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

yes, I like the Aragog idea too!

[majmunka.livejournal.com]

One vote for Aragog but it may be Fluffy *g*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Fluffy would be fun, but I like aragog too.

[sra-danvers.livejournal.com]

Sure, a magic criature. Is it would move, I would suggest the giant squid ;-) That would be a good play!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

yes! The squid would be fun!

[midnitemaraud-r.livejournal.com]

Aragog, Norberta, Buckbeak, and after the final battle, Harry. :-P

He's got plenty of room.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

All great ideas! Thanks!

[florahart]

I vote--you know that one dragon tattoo that takes up the entire surface of that guy's dick? If you don't, google will find it for you lickety-split.

Anyway.

So, I'm thinking, you know, his own blast-ended skrewt.

WHAT. They're, like, cylindrical-ish, and they spew stuff out one end, and they grow, and...

(OK, if not that, then I agree with Aragog)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Ha! Leave it to you to bring on the crack!

[schemingreader.livejournal.com]

A dragon. He could have chosen Aragog, but he might have felt sad about Aragog getting him in so much trouble.

Or maybe a dragon and a giant spider, but both drawn like chibis, since that's how he views them?

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

yeah, but Charlie is known for his dragon tattoo ...

I think I'm gonna go with the spider.

[juniperus.livejournal.com]

Hatching dragon egg.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Ooh, nice!

[pennswoods.livejournal.com]

Ginny Weasley?

[kerosinkanister.livejournal.com]

Why Ginny?

[pennswoods.livejournal.com]

April fools. :)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

*snorfle*

[kerosinkanister.livejournal.com]

A picture of Dumbledore. Or his name in a big heart.

There really aren't any other possibilities.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Ha! Now I'm going to have to do a whole series of cracky Hagrid tattoos!

[alienor77310.livejournal.com]

A blast-ended skrewt, on his butt.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I thought of that, but I don't have a clear idea exactly of how they look.

[recrudescence.livejournal.com]

Tramp-stamp dragon wings.

(Also, I don't know if you saw my post, but I did get your package and it was both adored and devoured! If there's a ficlet you'd like written in return, feel free to prompt me and I'll do my best to have it done in a timely manner.)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

ahahaha! Tramp stamp! I love it!

[verizonhorizon.livejournal.com]

Of Buckbeak!!!!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Yes, that would be a cool tattoo, thanks!

[huntress1013.livejournal.com]

Simple IMO. A heart tat that says "Mommy"

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Aw, that's so sad!

[theficklepickle.livejournal.com]

"Mother".

(Hagrid would not use the word 'Mommy'.)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

No, but maybe mum?

[drcjsnider.livejournal.com]

Hum... spider or dragon... maybe MOM...

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Nah, it would be MUM! :D

[dementordelta.livejournal.com]

Definitely Norbert with a broken heart. Maybe Norbert could have a single emo tear.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

ha! That is such a funny mental image!

[the-reda.livejournal.com]

spongebob

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Oh God, poor Spongebob!

[the-reda.livejournal.com]

*halo* I have no idea what you are talking about.