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I'll cut this for those on dial up. These are just odd things I've found that I snapped some pics of. They amuse me.

This one is a really bad pic (I don't have a zoom) but it is like ... a very crappy 'tattoo' on this guys car. And not any car, an EXPENSIVE car. And not any tattoo, A BADLY DRAWN SEXIST TATTOO.

Yes, now your dog can look like a douche-bag too!

Retractable, Double Ridged and Tentacles, OH MY!

Yeah, yeah, I'll call. GET OFF MY FUCKING BACK!

The road near my house. FAIL!

A guinea pig in a Flying Contraption. I was hired by a film company to be a GUINEA PIG WRANGLER. I kid you not. My bucket list gets shorter and shorter.

Here is the actress who sends poor ORVILLE 12 to his early demise. Don't worry, no actual guinea pigs were harmed in the making of this television show. He had a stunt double. I kid you not.
And finally, I don't have a pic for this, but WHY? Why, do people only travel up our country road to ask for directions, when I am cleaning out the barn in my PYJAMAS? 99% of the time, I am decently dressed when outside of my house, but that one day of the year that I'm too lazy to put real clothes on, people get lost and need directions from that CRAZY PYJAMA LADY down on Schindel road.
That is all.
This one is a really bad pic (I don't have a zoom) but it is like ... a very crappy 'tattoo' on this guys car. And not any car, an EXPENSIVE car. And not any tattoo, A BADLY DRAWN SEXIST TATTOO.
Yes, now your dog can look like a douche-bag too!
Retractable, Double Ridged and Tentacles, OH MY!
Yeah, yeah, I'll call. GET OFF MY FUCKING BACK!
The road near my house. FAIL!
A guinea pig in a Flying Contraption. I was hired by a film company to be a GUINEA PIG WRANGLER. I kid you not. My bucket list gets shorter and shorter.
Here is the actress who sends poor ORVILLE 12 to his early demise. Don't worry, no actual guinea pigs were harmed in the making of this television show. He had a stunt double. I kid you not.
And finally, I don't have a pic for this, but WHY? Why, do people only travel up our country road to ask for directions, when I am cleaning out the barn in my PYJAMAS? 99% of the time, I am decently dressed when outside of my house, but that one day of the year that I'm too lazy to put real clothes on, people get lost and need directions from that CRAZY PYJAMA LADY down on Schindel road.
That is all.