Funny/odd/disturbing pics I took on my iPhone

[tripperfunster]

I'll cut this for those on dial up. These are just odd things I've found that I snapped some pics of. They amuse me.


This one is a really bad pic (I don't have a zoom) but it is like ... a very crappy 'tattoo' on this guys car. And not any car, an EXPENSIVE car. And not any tattoo, A BADLY DRAWN SEXIST TATTOO.



Yes, now your dog can look like a douche-bag too!



Retractable, Double Ridged and Tentacles, OH MY!



Yeah, yeah, I'll call. GET OFF MY FUCKING BACK!



The road near my house. FAIL!



A guinea pig in a Flying Contraption. I was hired by a film company to be a GUINEA PIG WRANGLER. I kid you not. My bucket list gets shorter and shorter.



Here is the actress who sends poor ORVILLE 12 to his early demise. Don't worry, no actual guinea pigs were harmed in the making of this television show. He had a stunt double. I kid you not.

And finally, I don't have a pic for this, but WHY? Why, do people only travel up our country road to ask for directions, when I am cleaning out the barn in my PYJAMAS? 99% of the time, I am decently dressed when outside of my house, but that one day of the year that I'm too lazy to put real clothes on, people get lost and need directions from that CRAZY PYJAMA LADY down on Schindel road.

That is all.

Comments

[venturous1.livejournal.com]

you definitely belong in my collection of eccentric people.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Ha! Knowing you, I will assume that`s a pretty damn long list! :D

[sra-danvers.livejournal.com]

XD I think I'll call that number XD

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Area code 204! :D

It did make me wonder .... Am I addicted .... *snorfle*

[rainbowstrlght.livejournal.com]

I WAS ALL WORRIED FOR THE GUINEA PIG, so I'm glad you put that he had a stunt double. I'm lame, I know. Furry things get to me, though.

But the rest of the photos made me LOL. Those pet snuggies crack me up every time I see them at Petsmart. I might torture my cat with one, someday.

And Mormons only come to my house when I'm half-dressed; so there must be a law somewhere about looking your worst/having people ring ya up.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Hey, it was my JOB to make sure the Guinea Pig was safe. They were actually really good, asking if he was stressed, over heated, etc. I had a ton of fun!

They actually made a fake version of him, because that plane CRASHED. When they came to choose which guinea pig they wanted, they prop guy picked that one because (and I quote) ``the blood will show up better on this one `` :D

[illariy.livejournal.com]

Guinea pig stunt double FTW! :D

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

:D It wasn`t so much a stunt double as a fake body double, as the poor thing did NOT come to a happy ending. Real piggy was just fine though.

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

I am ridiculously amused to discover that I only saw the porn addiction sign because I was on the internet looking for porn. Wow, do they know how to target an audience or what? ;D

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I`m actually suprised we don`t see more of that kind of thing.

I`m almost tempted to see if I`d qualify. (Except I have NO DESIRE to quit, of course. ) :D

[antisocial-nerd.livejournal.com]

Ewwww, gross car.

Someone was joking about snuggies for dogs.. I can't believe someone actually made them. *head desk*

Is the road buckled up??? That is totally bizarre.

Also, fucking hilarious that you got hired to be a guinea pig wrangler!!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

That road is HIGHWAY 75! Northbound. It`s fixed now, of course, but it was a bit disconcerting to see.

I was a `bird wrangler` before, so i suppose the progression to mammals was the logical one. ;p

[synn.livejournal.com]

*dutifully writes down the addiction number*

HA flying gerbil!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

That`s a guinea pig. PFFFFFT gerbils can`t fly, everyone knows that!!

[synn.livejournal.com]

you're right of course, I forgot.
Does this mean that pigs can fly?

[joanwilder.livejournal.com]

DID YOU CALL YET? Plz don't....

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

As soon as there`s a sign for GAY PORN ADDICTION I`ll call. Not.

[xterm.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the smile!!!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

You are welcome. I`m glad to be of service!

[spike7451.livejournal.com]

Fabulous pics, that poor puppy. :)