My Poor Baby.
Aug. 4th, 2010 12:43 amToday was fun.
Quincey wanted to take his bike to a local skateboard park, so we packed up the bikes and helmets (and my art stuff), grabbed a couple of slurpees and headed over there.
Not FIVE MINUTES LATER, poor Quince does a face plant on the cement and knocks out his two front teeth!! Like, literally. They were both on the ground a couple of feet from him. I scooped him up (and the teeth) and started spooning the slurpee in his mouth (nice and cold for the swelling and bleeding.) After a few minutes of screaming bloody murder, he recovered enough to get into the car and head home.
Poor Harrison was ripped off, because he's only gotten to bike for a few minutes!
I called my hubby(not in front of the kids) and said "Gee, wouldn't it be great if the TOOTH FAIRY brought home a mouth guard to put under his pillow?"
So, when hubby gets home, what is the first thing out of his mouth? "Hey Quince, I bought you a mouth guard!" *facepalm*
Thanks. Thanks so fucking much. He is normally a very clever man, I'm not sure what accounts for this failboat.

Thank god they were just baby teeth!
Quincey wanted to take his bike to a local skateboard park, so we packed up the bikes and helmets (and my art stuff), grabbed a couple of slurpees and headed over there.
Not FIVE MINUTES LATER, poor Quince does a face plant on the cement and knocks out his two front teeth!! Like, literally. They were both on the ground a couple of feet from him. I scooped him up (and the teeth) and started spooning the slurpee in his mouth (nice and cold for the swelling and bleeding.) After a few minutes of screaming bloody murder, he recovered enough to get into the car and head home.
Poor Harrison was ripped off, because he's only gotten to bike for a few minutes!
I called my hubby(not in front of the kids) and said "Gee, wouldn't it be great if the TOOTH FAIRY brought home a mouth guard to put under his pillow?"
So, when hubby gets home, what is the first thing out of his mouth? "Hey Quince, I bought you a mouth guard!" *facepalm*
Thanks. Thanks so fucking much. He is normally a very clever man, I'm not sure what accounts for this failboat.
Thank god they were just baby teeth!
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Date: 2010-08-04 05:52 am (UTC)Poor Quincey! I hope he gets some comfort from telling his friends about the awesome stuff he was doing on his bike that resulted in the tooth-loss ;)
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Date: 2010-08-04 05:52 am (UTC)And yes - srs failboat. *headdesk*
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Date: 2010-08-04 05:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-04 07:03 am (UTC)Glad he is okay.
I agree, now he got the most awesome summer story to tell his friends :P
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Date: 2010-08-04 07:08 am (UTC)He looks pretty cheerful now that he's done bleeding.
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Date: 2010-08-04 07:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-04 07:42 am (UTC)You can tell him he looks cool, like a hockey player. :D
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Date: 2010-08-04 08:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-04 11:26 am (UTC)heh, I don't think your hint about the tooth fairy was subtle enough. : P
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Date: 2010-08-04 12:19 pm (UTC)I would have freaked out. Kudos to you for keeping calm.
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Date: 2010-08-04 12:28 pm (UTC)At least Quincy has an amazingly awesome story to tell his friends. :)
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Date: 2010-08-04 01:08 pm (UTC)Is he proud of the missing teeth now? Like a weird battle scar? My nephew was when he lost his front ones.
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Date: 2010-08-04 01:22 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-08-04 02:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-04 02:40 pm (UTC)Thank goodness they were only baby teeth.
Oh well, no more corn on the cob for him for a while.
Bless him.
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Date: 2010-08-04 02:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-04 04:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-04 05:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-04 06:22 pm (UTC)Yay for Slurpees! I think you have convinced me that we should always go to playgrounds/skateparks with Slurpees in hand.
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Date: 2010-08-04 08:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-04 11:36 pm (UTC)*smooches*
Tammy
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Date: 2010-08-05 12:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-05 12:41 am (UTC)You, of the injured beings.