tripperfunster

Now that Wednesday is offically over (here, anyway) I'll put up my entry for this weeks Smut Wednesday. If you don't watch that comm, you really should! The smut is always very well drawn, and generally FUNNY!

Needless to say, this is NWS
The theme was Hufflepuff love, so I drew Sprout snogging with her favourite scarecrow.
title: If I only had a date.

And as

canonfodder123 pointed out, "Hey, you drew het! ... sort of." :D

Also, Eeorye999 had a very funny post about quotes from the HP books that sound dirty but aren't. Her lj is locked, so if you didn't see it when she posted, there's really no point linking you there now, is there? Anyhoo, I went through PoA just for a lark and came up with these 'dirty' quotes. :D

You are easily satisfied. Lupin is hardly over-taxing you. (128)

I am very lucky to be working alongside Professor Snape; there aren’t many wizards who are up to making it. (118)

I was just showing Harry my Grindylow, said Lupin pleasantly…(117)

‘Oy!’ ron roared, seizing his bag, as Crookshanks sank four sets of claws deeply into it, and began tearing ferociously. ‘GET OFF YOU STUPID ANIMAL!’ Ron tried to pull the bag away from Crookshanks, but Crookshanks clung on, spitting and slashing.(110)

He could feel it vibrating, and let go; it hung in mid-air, unsupported, at exactly the right height for him to mount it. (165)

In an instant, Ron and Hermione had both placed hands on the top of Harry’s head and forced him off his stool and under the table. (150)

He folded it carefully, tucked it inside his robes, then, heart beating fast, both excited and apprehensive, he set off. (146)

“Right” said George briskly, ‘don’t forget to wipe it after you’ve used it-‘ (144)