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Customer: (on phone) Hello. I am doing an science experiment to do with eco-systems, and I need some bees.

Me: okay.

customer: So, do you sell bees there?

Me: This is a pet store. Not many people think that bees ... make ... good pets.

customer: Oh. Do you know where I could purchase some bees?

Me: Well, uh ... you could try calling one of the local honey farms. They might have some bees for sale.

Customer: REALLY?

Me: Yeah. That's kind of where honey comes from. You know ... bees?

Customer: Great! Thanks so much!

WTF? This was not a young person. She sounded to be at least in her twenties.

And now the porn. Both of these were drawn for Hump_day_smut.


Albus' Yearly Review


Bubbles

Date: 2010-10-28 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sra-danvers.livejournal.com
^^ I don't want to know what he wants to make with the poor bees...

Severus looks amazing! Just waiting for Harry ;-)

Date: 2010-10-29 07:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] feanna.livejournal.com
Perhaps she was inspired:
http://www.neatorama.com/2007/05/03/millimetres-matter/

(Just kidding about the caller though. ;)

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