I Saw Snape Today!!

[tripperfunster]

Snape bagged my groceries at the supermarket today.

HOW COOL IS THAT?

I refrained from touching his penis, but only barely. ;)

Comments

[swordsart.livejournal.com]

0.o

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Yes. That was my face exactly, when he 'billowed' by me when I was squeezing some *cough* cucumbers. ;)

[alisanne.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaah!
That could have been awkward. *giggles*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Ha! Yes, it would have been. He was at LEAST half my age. :D

But really, the way he was dressed HE WAS ASKING FOR IT! ;)

[alisanne.livejournal.com]

Heh. I'm sure no court would convict. ;)

[synn.livejournal.com]

LOl, it's a good thing you have such self-restraint : )

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

It was certainly a good thing for the poor bagboy! And probably my marriage, now that I think of it ...

[the-reda.livejournal.com]

And we don't get a picture why?

Do we need to get you a camera phone? :P

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

No. The image you have in your mind is better than a photo would have been. In all honesty, he would have made a better Neville. Or hagrid. ;)

BUT STILL, SNAPE BAGGED MY GROCERIES AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS!

[the-reda.livejournal.com]

:P The images in my mind probably very closely match yours thehheh

[(Anonymous)]

Dude, you should have jumped his bones!!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

yes, well ... I might have gotten arrested for pedophilia. Poor bag boy was a bit young for me. :D

[labibliographe.livejournal.com]

If you had lost all control and grabbed his goods, would you have told him it wasn't really him you were feeling up, it was Snape?

LaBib

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

The way i figure it, The way he was dressed, he was asking for it!

NO COURT IN THE LAND WOULD PUT ME IN JAIL FOR MOLESTING SNAPE!!!!

[leela-cat.livejournal.com]

That is totally cool, especially the billow.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Yes, the billow was cool. I was checking out the veggies and out of the corner of my eye ... I was like 0_o My Snape-o-meter went off.

And then, lo and behold, he was there bagging groceries. :D

[pennswoods.livejournal.com]

*dies*

You are a shining beacon of perviness to all Snape fangirls!

[alwaysimploding.livejournal.com]

OMG! That´s exactly how I feel! Brilliantly put =)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

:D Thanks!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Well I should hope so! I'd hate to think I'd wasted the last six or seven years of my life! :D

[heeroluva.livejournal.com]

And you didn't get pics? Awww....

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Nah. He wasn't actually a great Snape. Kind of chubby with a baby face. Cute kid, but really more of a Neville than a snape.

Still, my statement stands!

[venturous1.livejournal.com]

I love it when that happens!!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I wish it would happen more often. You can bet that I'd be one hell of a loyal customer if Snape was ALWAYS there, stocking the veggie isle!

[fanlay.livejournal.com]

LOL Am dying to see his pics. Of him and his lower parts, please.

[labibliographe.livejournal.com]

Hump Day Smut recently had a manip of Snape's lower parts...yeah, I'm another Snape Smut Club member. And so happy to have discovered Photoshop. 8-)

http://community.livejournal.com/hump_day_smut/85612.html

LaBib

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

You shall have to use your imagination, I'm afraid.

Suffice to say, he had a huge cock to match his nose. ;)

[xenafox.livejournal.com]

For one glowing, magical moment in time, you really should have been a pedophile.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Only ONE glowing magical moment? SHIT!

[alwaysimploding.livejournal.com]

Totally COOL!

"... but only barely." You did good. Or bad. ;)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

:D Thanks! I'm sure my hubby would vote 'good' on that one. :D

[spike7451.livejournal.com]

I refrained from touching his penis, but only barely

..... LOL.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

:D good timez.

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

Lucky you. I saw a zillion great costumes this weekend but no Houses. (My friend was Voldemort, though.)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I didn't see any House's either. *shrug*

[sra-danvers.livejournal.com]

XD I would love to be there with you, dear. Maybe together we wouldn't refrained to touch it XD

I have a photo for you!!! (sending it now)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Yes! You hold, I grope!

Did you email the photo? i didn't get it!

IS IT OF THE BB??? (in utero, of course)

Oooh, I"m excited!

[antisocial-nerd.livejournal.com]

Oh, totally rad!!! XD

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it totally made my night!

[lucianwolf.livejournal.com]

Dear god - that was hilarious. :)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I gotta say, I left the supermarket with a big smile on my face!