Oh Em Gee

[tripperfunster]

As a thank you for all of the lovely, warm birthday wishes, I am gifting my flist back with possibly the most badly written porn of ALL TIME

If you are not a member of weepingcock you really should be. Today someone posted that they were helping a friend move into a new house, and FOUND A BOX OF TYPE WRITTEN PORN under the sink in the basement. good times, good times.

Please go and look, I promise you will not be dissapoint. And as per usual, the comments are almost as funny as the actual porn.

http://community.livejournal.com/weepingcock/575667.html?#cutid1

And also, Thank you so much to Droxy, Verisonhorizon and Spike 7451 for the lovely V-gifts, and Marta for the very generous gift of lj time.

I LOVE YOU FLIST! ENJOY THE HORRID PORNINGS! :D

Comments

Happy Birthday, doll!

[schemingreader.livejournal.com]

HORTENSE! FETCH THE LUBRICANT!

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Happy Belated, hon! *huggles*

Their scrotums slapped together like seal fins. OMKG, why don't I ever find stuff like this in my basement. Oh, wait, I do. ;D

[wolfsjal.livejournal.com]

That is... the best thing ever to have found. So funny. I guess the guy who wrote "Silk and Steel", Mr Ron Miller, must have lived in that house before them.

[nix-this.livejournal.com]

ROFL

My people! I have found them!

Send in the oiled clubs of cock flesh! The oozing buttery channels! I'M COMING FOR YOU CHURNING ORBS!!

[xenafox.livejournal.com]

L NXCNSDNDJFNWDKSDFBK I FORGOT TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[outofthisplace.livejournal.com]

I missed your berfday! Happy belated!!

Also.... glistening like a grandmother??? Welp, there goes MY boner...

[outofthisplace.livejournal.com]

Also, what was he saying "I don't know" to? The horrid image of a tongue lolling out of a sphincter? Or the general fact that this fic exists?

[synn.livejournal.com]

Holy crap, that is the funniest thing I have read in forever. thanks for sharing!

[twillery.livejournal.com]

Happy belated birthday, and wow, that is *special*! (I'm on that comm, I just lurk--and tend to find the strangest things at 2-3 a.m. and have to die quietly into a throw pillow^^)

[antisocial-nerd.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD Thank you for that!!!

[droxy.livejournal.com]

LOL and You are welcome. =)

[leela-cat.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday... just a little late!

[kerosinkanister.livejournal.com]

Wow, I knew it was going to be bad but even still I wasn't prepared for the seal fins line. *shudders*