Oh Em Gee

Mar. 3rd, 2011 09:25 am
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As a thank you for all of the lovely, warm birthday wishes, I am gifting my flist back with possibly the most badly written porn of ALL TIME

If you are not a member of [livejournal.com profile] weepingcock you really should be. Today someone posted that they were helping a friend move into a new house, and FOUND A BOX OF TYPE WRITTEN PORN under the sink in the basement. good times, good times.

Please go and look, I promise you will not be dissapoint. And as per usual, the comments are almost as funny as the actual porn.

http://community.livejournal.com/weepingcock/575667.html?#cutid1

And also, Thank you so much to Droxy, Verisonhorizon and Spike 7451 for the lovely V-gifts, and Marta for the very generous gift of lj time.

I LOVE YOU FLIST! ENJOY THE HORRID PORNINGS! :D

Happy Birthday, doll!

Date: 2011-03-03 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schemingreader.livejournal.com
HORTENSE! FETCH THE LUBRICANT!

Date: 2011-03-03 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] accioslash.livejournal.com
Happy Belated, hon! *huggles*

Their scrotums slapped together like seal fins. OMKG, why don't I ever find stuff like this in my basement. Oh, wait, I do. ;D

Date: 2011-03-03 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolfsjal.livejournal.com
That is... the best thing ever to have found. So funny. I guess the guy who wrote "Silk and Steel", Mr Ron Miller, must have lived in that house before them.

Date: 2011-03-03 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nix-this.livejournal.com
ROFL

My people! I have found them!

Send in the oiled clubs of cock flesh! The oozing buttery channels! I'M COMING FOR YOU CHURNING ORBS!!

Date: 2011-03-03 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xenafox.livejournal.com
L NXCNSDNDJFNWDKSDFBK I FORGOT TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Date: 2011-03-03 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] outofthisplace.livejournal.com
I missed your berfday! Happy belated!!

Also.... glistening like a grandmother??? Welp, there goes MY boner...

Date: 2011-03-03 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] outofthisplace.livejournal.com
Also, what was he saying "I don't know" to? The horrid image of a tongue lolling out of a sphincter? Or the general fact that this fic exists?

Date: 2011-03-04 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] synn.livejournal.com
Holy crap, that is the funniest thing I have read in forever. thanks for sharing!

Date: 2011-03-04 01:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twillery.livejournal.com
Happy belated birthday, and wow, that is *special*! (I'm on that comm, I just lurk--and tend to find the strangest things at 2-3 a.m. and have to die quietly into a throw pillow^^)

Date: 2011-03-04 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antisocial-nerd.livejournal.com
OH MY GOD Thank you for that!!!

Date: 2011-03-04 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] droxy.livejournal.com
LOL and You are welcome. =)

Date: 2011-03-04 04:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leela-cat.livejournal.com
Happy birthday... just a little late!

Date: 2011-03-07 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kerosinkanister.livejournal.com
Wow, I knew it was going to be bad but even still I wasn't prepared for the seal fins line. *shudders*

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