And even more stoopid customers...
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tripperfunsterAh, tis time again to mock the particularly thick and slow people who patronize our pet store. Wait a minute...it seems that I am now patronizing them!
A woman was telling me about her algae (or commonly called ALLERGY) eating fish. "It stopped eating and became EMANCIPATED." *eyeroll*
An all-time favourite question of mine; "How much is that ugly kitten?" teehee!
And the most recent; The other night just after we closed, a woman called to ask me, "How can I tell if my turtle is dead?" There were about 100 snarky replies that rose up, begging to be snarked, but I calmly asked her the usual, "is it moving? Are it's eye's open? Is it floating upside down?" etc. She then asked; "So, if somebody had stepped on it, would it's shell protect it?" *nuther eyeroll* Yeah, sure, if it's a Giant Galapagos Tortoise! Not if it's the size of a sliver dollar.
God save all the pets out there who belong to morons!
On a sweeter note, I was laying down with my three year old son Quincey last night, and we're both a bit sick with a cold and cough (although he keeps telling me, "No, I"m not cold! I'm warm in my blanket!" ;D So were a cuddling in his bed, coughing our brains out and he turns to me and says "Mama? You're my beeeeest friend!" Awww, what a sweetie!
A woman was telling me about her algae (or commonly called ALLERGY) eating fish. "It stopped eating and became EMANCIPATED." *eyeroll*
An all-time favourite question of mine; "How much is that ugly kitten?" teehee!
And the most recent; The other night just after we closed, a woman called to ask me, "How can I tell if my turtle is dead?" There were about 100 snarky replies that rose up, begging to be snarked, but I calmly asked her the usual, "is it moving? Are it's eye's open? Is it floating upside down?" etc. She then asked; "So, if somebody had stepped on it, would it's shell protect it?" *nuther eyeroll* Yeah, sure, if it's a Giant Galapagos Tortoise! Not if it's the size of a sliver dollar.
God save all the pets out there who belong to morons!
On a sweeter note, I was laying down with my three year old son Quincey last night, and we're both a bit sick with a cold and cough (although he keeps telling me, "No, I"m not cold! I'm warm in my blanket!" ;D So were a cuddling in his bed, coughing our brains out and he turns to me and says "Mama? You're my beeeeest friend!" Awww, what a sweetie!
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Date: 2006-11-15 02:06 am (UTC)So, in my house, it'd go like this:
Person: So, what're your wife's hobbies?
Don: She's going straight to hell.
Person: Come on, I heard she's into Harry Potter?
Don: She's going straight to hell.
Yeah, he's gonna be watching the Chinglet