Calling all Smut Writers....

um....*cough*

Could one of my lovely and talented flisters write me some Davey Jones smut? *puppy eyes*

I'm not sure why, I haven't seen the movie lately, but we got some Davy Jones/Sparrow aquarium ornaments in at work, and I've been perving on Davey.

My preference would be Davey/Snape or even Harry, or, hell, even Davey/Sparrow would do.

A bit of dub-con never hurt either. And I'll take anything. Drabble or novel length, as long as there is some hawt tentacle groping.

I will make you artses of your choice in return! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D