Calling all Smut Writers....

[tripperfunster]

um....*cough*

Could one of my lovely and talented flisters write me some Davey Jones smut? *puppy eyes*

I'm not sure why, I haven't seen the movie lately, but we got some Davy Jones/Sparrow aquarium ornaments in at work, and I've been perving on Davey.

My preference would be Davey/Snape or even Harry, or, hell, even Davey/Sparrow would do.

A bit of dub-con never hurt either. And I'll take anything. Drabble or novel length, as long as there is some hawt tentacle groping.

I will make you artses of your choice in return! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Comments

[djinnj.livejournal.com]

... down bunny!

No, no bunny! NO, damnit!

*cries*

What sort of time frame are you thinking? Because I don't have much time this week, but I may just be willing to break the slash barrier for this sort of crack. For this sort of Davey/Snape crack. *shakes in boots*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

No rush. NO! RIGHT NOW DAMNIT!!

I'll take any kind of davey porn you're offering, whenever the mood strikes. I don't mind crack, but I don't really want side splitting funny, I want it a little dark and sexy. *ponders, drooling*

:D

Go little bunny! Go and wreak havok!!

[djinnj.livejournal.com]

bwah! OK, my own sort of utterly serious crack (no breaking the 4th wall!) will be pondered and written. I think I'll have time this weekend to at least start.

[florence-craye.livejournal.com]

I hope the artses of their choice also feature Davy Jones/Tia Dalma.

I LOVE DAVY JONES!!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Hey, here's your chance! Write me some Davey and I'll draw you some davey/tia!!

(but I want slash, please)

[florence-craye.livejournal.com]

But I'm not a writer. WAAAH! lol

Davy/Snape would be awesome. XD

[theyreforrachel.livejournal.com]

Davy/Snape?

How does your brain work, love? hah

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Are you telling me you wouldn't perv on that????? :D

I have no idea how/why my brain works, or doesn't.

[theyreforrachel.livejournal.com]

No, I perv. Totally perv. It's just an interesting mental image.