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Naked timez
Feb. 4th, 2010 10:00 amDo you ever have dreams that you're naked? And not like, yeah, naked with SOMEONE SEXY, I'm talking naked at the grocery store.
I have them all the time. Generally, I'm just missing my top. And it's not quite as horrifying as it would be in real life, it's more ... strangely uncomfortable, like, if I was wearing something inappropriate, instead of nothing at all.
Last night, I dreamed (dreampt?) I was DRIVING MY BED around the streets of Winnipeg. Nude, of course. And, because it was a bed, and not a car, I drove it by hooking my feet into the end of the mattress and pulling it up.
Did I mention that I was nude? yeah. Did I mention that I HAD SHAVED MY VA-JAY JAY? And not only was it shaved, I was quite smitten with how it looked that way.
This is odd, because generally, although I do 'landscape' to avoid the neandrathal look, I am not a fan of shaved cooters. (I'm not judging you if you shave, and like it that way) it's just not my thing. And I won't even get into the whole razor burn/regrowth rash thing.
WTF BRAIN?
this dream brought to you by Nyquil
And now, I will go and have a nap and see if I can dream about something productive.
I have them all the time. Generally, I'm just missing my top. And it's not quite as horrifying as it would be in real life, it's more ... strangely uncomfortable, like, if I was wearing something inappropriate, instead of nothing at all.
Last night, I dreamed (dreampt?) I was DRIVING MY BED around the streets of Winnipeg. Nude, of course. And, because it was a bed, and not a car, I drove it by hooking my feet into the end of the mattress and pulling it up.
Did I mention that I was nude? yeah. Did I mention that I HAD SHAVED MY VA-JAY JAY? And not only was it shaved, I was quite smitten with how it looked that way.
This is odd, because generally, although I do 'landscape' to avoid the neandrathal look, I am not a fan of shaved cooters. (I'm not judging you if you shave, and like it that way) it's just not my thing. And I won't even get into the whole razor burn/regrowth rash thing.
WTF BRAIN?
this dream brought to you by Nyquil
And now, I will go and have a nap and see if I can dream about something productive.
