Wheee! Thank you, my lovely flist! <3 And some talk about my inner lesbian ....

As Demicus said, I can't get that Blondie song out of my head! I feel loved. YOU LOVE ME! YOU REALLY, REALLY LOVE ME! /quote

Now, on to my no-so-latent lesbianism...

I'm not sure if you could tell from my lj, but I'm a fairly ... sexual person. I had sex quite young (my choice) and I've continued to have sex ever since. I'm also pretty much straight. I've had the odd 'crush' on women, I certainly admire women who are smart, and/or funny and/or attractive, but I've never felt sexually drawn to women. Except when I'm sleeping.

If I had to guess, I would say that a good 40% of my sexual dreams involve women. Sometimes women I know, sometimes celebrities and sometimes random gals I don't know. I bring this up because two nights ago I dreamed about Rachel from Glee. I don't particularly like Glee, and I especially don't like Rachel! WTF brain? If I was gonna hit a girl on the cast, it would probably be Jayne Lynch or the chick who plays Santanna. (we won't even talk about my dream about my rl friend and massuese! Although she thought it was hilarious when I told her ...)

Does anyone else have numerous dreams that fall outside of their sexual identity 'norm'? I'm not concerned for my sexuality, I'm just interested to know. I'm not sure if it's relevant, but I'm in a fantastic, committed het relationship with someone that I REALLY enjoy having sex with. Like .. a lot! ;) All day long I draw cocks, look at pictures of cocks, read stories about cocks and then DREAM ABOUT VULVAS! ;D

Also -- funny Valentine kid story.

Every morning my son Quincey crawls into bed with me for some snuggles, and we talk about what's coming up in the day, etc. This morning I mentioned Valentine's Day, and he sort of gagged, in that "I'm 8 and girls are gross" kind of way. I gave him a hug and said "You can by MY Valentine!" He just looked at me and said; "Uh, I'm pretty sure that's illegal." pfft!

:D Fair warning:

Hee! If you happen to see a really odd post from me, please ignore it. It might be sabotage!!

You see, one of the fellows at work left his facebook page open and logged in today, and ... uh .. yeah, me and one of the other girls just couldn't help ourselves from making a few blog entries under his name.

1) Wow! What a weekend! I never knew a man could be so strong yet so yielding. Thank you kind stranger for showing me how to be a 'real' man.

To which someone replied: Were you in jail again? (a few years back, this fellow had actually been arrested for streaking. ;) (him and his whole hockey team, it wasn't anything terribly creepy)

to which we replied: Oh yeah, it was like jail times ten!

Then later we wrote: So, exactly how much mouthwash do you need to get use to get rid of the taste of cum?

And: My anus is so calloused that it feels like an overcooked calamari ring. Ouch!


Heeheehee!

Anyhoo, he has vowed revenge, so if I suddenly start posting really odd stuff (or yanno, odder than usual) it might be him getting back at me. Of course, I will be VERY careful about logging off any social networking sites. ;)

Topic switch: I'm searching for a good reference shot of one person holding another person back from a fight. I've tried a few phrases in google search, but haven't come up with anything useful yet.
Any suggestions?