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Oh My God. For realz.
They honestly have the most mind blowingly stupid and contradictory rules over there.
For example:
Sex with furries is okay. ie: You can draw a dude fucking a dude with ears and a tail, but his penis has to be human. It can be RETRACTABLE, but has to look human. You CANNOT draw a totally human dude with a non-human dick. I'm honestly surprised how much of my art this disqualifies.
In fact, they deleted my Double ridged pic, because his dick wasn't human enough.
( cut due to peen )
Speaking of tentacles, you can draw someone getting tentacle raped as long as they come from the 'great beyond' (their quote, not mine) but not if you can SEE who the tentacles belong to. Because if you can see where the tents come from, then that's bestiality, right? RIGHT?
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Also? They have bizarre rules about what makes something anthropomorphic. Must have three of the following: Walk upright, have eyebrows, talk, thumbs and ... I forget the other one.
This picture got deleted, due to Doof having sex with a FAKE platypus.
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All of the ones of him fucking (or being fucked by) 'smart, lucid' Perry are allowed, but they SPECIFICALLY told me that I couldn't draw 'dumb' Perry, only 'smart' Perry. Even though, yanno, HE'S THE SAME FUCKING PERSON, JUST PRETENDING TO BE A PET WHEN IN FACT HE IS SMART. *sigh*
I won't even get into the time that I pm'd the mods, asking if it was okay if I put up a NON SEXUAL picture of a man and a child, and they said, "Yeah, sure!" and I put it up and they freaked the fuck out, because it's against the TOS to post anything that looks like a REAL child. Fake children are okay. If I was a worse artist, they would have allowed it. Then the told me that the only reason I didn't get suspended, was because I'D ASKED THEM AND THEY'D SAID IT WAS OKAY.
And finally, the jewel in my perverted crown. The pic that got me suspended:
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ETA: So, I tried to contact the mods to say "Duh, pedobear is an acutal character not an actual LIVE ANIMAL, and, of course, since I am suspended, I cannot log in, and therefore cannot contact any mods. Brilliant thinking on their part. There are like ... three people I like on that site, and I'd miss them if I left, but ... yeah ..... not worth the crazy bullshit nazi rules.
They honestly have the most mind blowingly stupid and contradictory rules over there.
For example:
Sex with furries is okay. ie: You can draw a dude fucking a dude with ears and a tail, but his penis has to be human. It can be RETRACTABLE, but has to look human. You CANNOT draw a totally human dude with a non-human dick. I'm honestly surprised how much of my art this disqualifies.
In fact, they deleted my Double ridged pic, because his dick wasn't human enough.
( cut due to peen )
Speaking of tentacles, you can draw someone getting tentacle raped as long as they come from the 'great beyond' (their quote, not mine) but not if you can SEE who the tentacles belong to. Because if you can see where the tents come from, then that's bestiality, right? RIGHT?
( cut for tents )
Also? They have bizarre rules about what makes something anthropomorphic. Must have three of the following: Walk upright, have eyebrows, talk, thumbs and ... I forget the other one.
This picture got deleted, due to Doof having sex with a FAKE platypus.
( cut for fake platy-sex )
All of the ones of him fucking (or being fucked by) 'smart, lucid' Perry are allowed, but they SPECIFICALLY told me that I couldn't draw 'dumb' Perry, only 'smart' Perry. Even though, yanno, HE'S THE SAME FUCKING PERSON, JUST PRETENDING TO BE A PET WHEN IN FACT HE IS SMART. *sigh*
I won't even get into the time that I pm'd the mods, asking if it was okay if I put up a NON SEXUAL picture of a man and a child, and they said, "Yeah, sure!" and I put it up and they freaked the fuck out, because it's against the TOS to post anything that looks like a REAL child. Fake children are okay. If I was a worse artist, they would have allowed it. Then the told me that the only reason I didn't get suspended, was because I'D ASKED THEM AND THEY'D SAID IT WAS OKAY.
And finally, the jewel in my perverted crown. The pic that got me suspended:
( cut for OH THE HUMANITY! )
ETA: So, I tried to contact the mods to say "Duh, pedobear is an acutal character not an actual LIVE ANIMAL, and, of course, since I am suspended, I cannot log in, and therefore cannot contact any mods. Brilliant thinking on their part. There are like ... three people I like on that site, and I'd miss them if I left, but ... yeah ..... not worth the crazy bullshit nazi rules.
