Day 63 Ahaha! I've been suspended from Y!gallery because I'm a pervert!

[tripperfunster]

Oh My God. For realz.

They honestly have the most mind blowingly stupid and contradictory rules over there.
For example:

Sex with furries is okay. ie: You can draw a dude fucking a dude with ears and a tail, but his penis has to be human. It can be RETRACTABLE, but has to look human. You CANNOT draw a totally human dude with a non-human dick. I'm honestly surprised how much of my art this disqualifies.
In fact, they deleted my Double ridged pic, because his dick wasn't human enough.



Speaking of tentacles, you can draw someone getting tentacle raped as long as they come from the 'great beyond' (their quote, not mine) but not if you can SEE who the tentacles belong to. Because if you can see where the tents come from, then that's bestiality, right? RIGHT?

neither drawing is mine, btw, but I WISH I'd drawn the second one! Gorgeous.


Also? They have bizarre rules about what makes something anthropomorphic. Must have three of the following: Walk upright, have eyebrows, talk, thumbs and ... I forget the other one.


This picture got deleted, due to Doof having sex with a FAKE platypus.


All of the ones of him fucking (or being fucked by) 'smart, lucid' Perry are allowed, but they SPECIFICALLY told me that I couldn't draw 'dumb' Perry, only 'smart' Perry. Even though, yanno, HE'S THE SAME FUCKING PERSON, JUST PRETENDING TO BE A PET WHEN IN FACT HE IS SMART. *sigh*

I won't even get into the time that I pm'd the mods, asking if it was okay if I put up a NON SEXUAL picture of a man and a child, and they said, "Yeah, sure!" and I put it up and they freaked the fuck out, because it's against the TOS to post anything that looks like a REAL child. Fake children are okay. If I was a worse artist, they would have allowed it. Then the told me that the only reason I didn't get suspended, was because I'D ASKED THEM AND THEY'D SAID IT WAS OKAY.


And finally, the jewel in my perverted crown. The pic that got me suspended:


I hadn't realized Pedobear was an actual, real animal.

ETA: So, I tried to contact the mods to say "Duh, pedobear is an acutal character not an actual LIVE ANIMAL, and, of course, since I am suspended, I cannot log in, and therefore cannot contact any mods. Brilliant thinking on their part. There are like ... three people I like on that site, and I'd miss them if I left, but ... yeah ..... not worth the crazy bullshit nazi rules.

Comments

[mab.livejournal.com]

It was only a matter of time! You ought to be ashamed... Pervert!

*iz totally joking*

WTF??? That's all I have to say.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Thing is, yeah, I'm TOTES a pervert. But not in the ways that they think! ;)

And obviously I have no shame whatsoever.

[foxestacado.livejournal.com]

Wow. I'm sorry :( That's completely unfair.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Oh God, don't be sorry. I"m not upset, I'm just ... flabberghasted. I've really given up caring about that site, since they seem to delete things very randomly.

[gestaltrose.livejournal.com]

*facepalm* Pedobear... really? *headdesk*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I know! Poor Peds! ;) I'd pat him, but I'm not nearly young enough.

[samtastic4.livejournal.com]

now snape/crafyfuckinguglybaby is my new otp and i want you to draw more of it

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

[demicus.livejournal.com]

Pedobear is real. Very real ... dun dun dun!

Well that's a crazy place.
Spock is gorgeous, octo-lovin' is impressive, Perry's awesome (Love Me Platty is perfect), man Severus & wee giant-headed blue-eyed baby is sweet, & Pedobear is obviously a roaring success!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

yeah, that blue eyed kid drawing is creepy! I just grabbed it off the internet, it's not mine. BUT IT IS NOW!!

[theficklepickle.livejournal.com]

That ... doesn't make any sense at all ...

Little people, little rules ...

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Oh dear lord yes! Little people, little rules indeed! I don't think I've even been part of a site that has such .. detailed bullshit about crazy made up rules.

[vividescent.livejournal.com]

I assume the Y! in Y!Gallery means yaoi and the rules are based on popular yaoi themes. That would explain pretty much all the rules. But then, idk, I'm not a member of Y!Gallery.

The rest just means the admin/mods squick easily and don't think outside their little Y!box that's completely made up of catboy fansmut and men being tentacleraped by something offscreen. Meh.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

yes, Yaoi.

And what you said is pretty much exactly spot on.

[lilyeyes.livejournal.com]

OMG - I am fucking speachless! WTF?

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Here, have a Y!gallery safe icon.

[pennswoods.livejournal.com]

The kind of crazy bannings that go on around art really boggles the mind.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

The whole site is a bit boggling. I disagree with, but understand the whole "No snarry on dA" but this is .... just wow.

[perverse-idyll.livejournal.com]

I'm too stupid to understand those fine aesthetic distinctions, apparently. Gives new meaning to the term 'backhanded compliment.' Like getting fired for being too good at your job.

Numbskulls. dA will be a much more boring place without you.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Thank you. But it was Y!gallery, not dA. dA has been kind enough to delete a bunch of my stuff, but has never banned me. (yet) :D

[veridari.livejournal.com]

......

There are no words. I lost them at the "can't post a piece of art with a REAL FRICKIN' BABY."

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Their reasoning is that they don't want any baby to look real enough for someone to say (THAT'S MY BABY!!) and sue them for having a kid on a porn site?

I dunno. I really DO NOT KNOW.

[alienor77310.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! The double ridge on Spock's cock is just about the only thing I remember from reading ST-TOS fanfic way back when.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

CANON BABY! ;)

[ragdoll.livejournal.com]

*boggles* I think my icon says it all.

And I totally love the Love Me Platty pic. (they all rock, but that one...*dies*)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

I gotta say, the reasoning on that one really blew my mind. He can fuck a SMART platypus, but not a dumb one. But he CANNOT FOR ANY REASON fuck a FAKE one.

WHY CAN'T HE FUCK A FAKE ONE? DO NOT UNDERSTAND!!

[evilmissbecky.livejournal.com]

Wow. That's just...wow.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

yeah, there's some wows there.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I am ashamed to admit I cannot see how Spock's penis in the first example looks different from an actual human penis.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

If you closely, there is an extra ridge beneath the head.

OMG SO NOT HUMAN!

[whatthefuckbenj.livejournal.com]

Oh boy those are some stupid rules! They should team up with LJ XD

What's with that no posting of real looking kids rule?

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure exactly. They don't want 'real' looking kids on a pron site? But fake ones are okay.

[jin-fenghuang.livejournal.com]

LOL omg and here I thought DA was batshit (they recently pulled a lot of my stuff). This does raise the nutbar at least a foot, though.

*hugs*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, dA pulled over 40 of my pics down, but they didn't ban me.

Oddly enough, the reason (on dA) was that since Harry was underaged, he couldn't been shown in a romantic situation. Yet, not one month later, they had a Hermione/Ron kissing pic as a daily deviation.

Many of the pics that the deleted of mine, Snape and Harry weren't even kissing. *shrug* Their site, their rules.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

yes, it's nice to know that they are looking out for Pedobear's best interests. *eyeroll*

[rycolfan.livejournal.com]

WHUT? Those rules make about as much sense as a chocolate teapot. And that drawing of the (too lifelike *eyeroll*) child is beautiful.

What a bunch of eejits.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

yeah, the rules are actually pretty scary/funny if you read through them. There are all sorts of ...adendums? Rule 22, then rule 22a, 22b, through to 22i.

My brain. It hurts.

[juniperus.livejournal.com]

*headdeskheaddeskheaddesk*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

The more rules you have, the better things run, right? RIGHT?

[synn.livejournal.com]

that is fucked up. my favorite part is the bit about 'if you weren't such a good artist'. wth. Wasn't this an issue on another site too? Shouldn't the rules of a given site be applicable to all artists, regardless of skill level?

Are we sure their issue just wasn't that pedobear didn't look 'smart'? (also, wth? that makes me want to see a pic of hermione studying with intense focus while harry, or whomever, takes her from behind, also reading a book.)
I also think the harry/ teddy pic could be 'fixed' by turning pedobear into an actual pedobear- a really old man, with bear ears and tail. b/c, you know, that's a-ok.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Well, they didn't say I was too good an artist, but that the child looked 'too real'. *eyeroll*

I tried to contact them to say "Dudes, not a bear! PEDOBEAR" But since I can't log in, I can't message them.

Do I even need to say that i don't care? Because, really? I don't. It's not like there's no where else to post art on the internet.

[clayangel.livejournal.com]

Wow. There's so much WTF and bullshit in those deletions. It's the Spock one that really gets me. The other penis looks totally a horse penis and not a human penis. But that besides, the double ridge? Really?

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Well, honestly? The horse one might not be okay. I just pulled something off the internet as an example. But I DO think they would allow it. I mean shit, if the penis can be RETRACTABLE, I'm not sure how that can also be human. kwim?

And yeah, they actually DELIBERATED and decided to remove the Spock pic, because I had INTENTIONALLY made his penis look not human.

[midnitemaraud-r.livejournal.com]

There's is not enough WTF for their rules! It would be one thing if it was for legal reasons, but arbitrary shit like that is just ridiculous. OH NOES! TENTACLES DON'T JUST EXIST IN THE ETHER! HOLD ME!!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Yeah, there seems to be a LOT of rules of DO NOT DO THIS! (except you can do this and this.) And alway DO THIS! (except never this or this, but sometimes this, and only if it's Tuesday.)

[jcase.livejournal.com]

Seriously? I just....*rolls eyes* Idiots. (Frankly, the penis in the horse picture looks less like a penis and more like an unfortunate sea creature. The tentacles look more realistic.)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Yes, their rules are odd and contradictory, for sure!

[tracy7307.livejournal.com]

LOL LOL srsly? What the actual fuck?

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Yes, the actual fuck. The actual ACTUAL fuck.