Day 63 Ahaha! I've been suspended from Y!gallery because I'm a pervert!

[tripperfunster]

Oh My God. For realz.

They honestly have the most mind blowingly stupid and contradictory rules over there.
For example:

Sex with furries is okay. ie: You can draw a dude fucking a dude with ears and a tail, but his penis has to be human. It can be RETRACTABLE, but has to look human. You CANNOT draw a totally human dude with a non-human dick. I'm honestly surprised how much of my art this disqualifies.
In fact, they deleted my Double ridged pic, because his dick wasn't human enough.



Speaking of tentacles, you can draw someone getting tentacle raped as long as they come from the 'great beyond' (their quote, not mine) but not if you can SEE who the tentacles belong to. Because if you can see where the tents come from, then that's bestiality, right? RIGHT?

neither drawing is mine, btw, but I WISH I'd drawn the second one! Gorgeous.


Also? They have bizarre rules about what makes something anthropomorphic. Must have three of the following: Walk upright, have eyebrows, talk, thumbs and ... I forget the other one.


This picture got deleted, due to Doof having sex with a FAKE platypus.


All of the ones of him fucking (or being fucked by) 'smart, lucid' Perry are allowed, but they SPECIFICALLY told me that I couldn't draw 'dumb' Perry, only 'smart' Perry. Even though, yanno, HE'S THE SAME FUCKING PERSON, JUST PRETENDING TO BE A PET WHEN IN FACT HE IS SMART. *sigh*

I won't even get into the time that I pm'd the mods, asking if it was okay if I put up a NON SEXUAL picture of a man and a child, and they said, "Yeah, sure!" and I put it up and they freaked the fuck out, because it's against the TOS to post anything that looks like a REAL child. Fake children are okay. If I was a worse artist, they would have allowed it. Then the told me that the only reason I didn't get suspended, was because I'D ASKED THEM AND THEY'D SAID IT WAS OKAY.


And finally, the jewel in my perverted crown. The pic that got me suspended:


I hadn't realized Pedobear was an actual, real animal.

ETA: So, I tried to contact the mods to say "Duh, pedobear is an acutal character not an actual LIVE ANIMAL, and, of course, since I am suspended, I cannot log in, and therefore cannot contact any mods. Brilliant thinking on their part. There are like ... three people I like on that site, and I'd miss them if I left, but ... yeah ..... not worth the crazy bullshit nazi rules.

Comments

[mab.livejournal.com]

It was only a matter of time! You ought to be ashamed... Pervert!

*iz totally joking*

WTF??? That's all I have to say.

[foxestacado.livejournal.com]

Wow. I'm sorry :( That's completely unfair.

[gestaltrose.livejournal.com]

*facepalm* Pedobear... really? *headdesk*

[samtastic4.livejournal.com]

now snape/crafyfuckinguglybaby is my new otp and i want you to draw more of it

[demicus.livejournal.com]

Pedobear is real. Very real ... dun dun dun!

Well that's a crazy place.
Spock is gorgeous, octo-lovin' is impressive, Perry's awesome (Love Me Platty is perfect), man Severus & wee giant-headed blue-eyed baby is sweet, & Pedobear is obviously a roaring success!

[theficklepickle.livejournal.com]

That ... doesn't make any sense at all ...

Little people, little rules ...

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Thing is, yeah, I'm TOTES a pervert. But not in the ways that they think! ;)

And obviously I have no shame whatsoever.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Oh God, don't be sorry. I"m not upset, I'm just ... flabberghasted. I've really given up caring about that site, since they seem to delete things very randomly.

[vividescent.livejournal.com]

I assume the Y! in Y!Gallery means yaoi and the rules are based on popular yaoi themes. That would explain pretty much all the rules. But then, idk, I'm not a member of Y!Gallery.

The rest just means the admin/mods squick easily and don't think outside their little Y!box that's completely made up of catboy fansmut and men being tentacleraped by something offscreen. Meh.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I know! Poor Peds! ;) I'd pat him, but I'm not nearly young enough.

[lilyeyes.livejournal.com]

OMG - I am fucking speachless! WTF?

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Here, have a Y!gallery safe icon.

[pennswoods.livejournal.com]

The kind of crazy bannings that go on around art really boggles the mind.

[lilyeyes.livejournal.com]

Freaking perfect! *hugs*

[perverse-idyll.livejournal.com]

I am dying of laughter over here. While being slightly creeped out, because, hey -- baby!Voldemort.

[perverse-idyll.livejournal.com]

I'm too stupid to understand those fine aesthetic distinctions, apparently. Gives new meaning to the term 'backhanded compliment.' Like getting fired for being too good at your job.

Numbskulls. dA will be a much more boring place without you.

[veridari.livejournal.com]

......

There are no words. I lost them at the "can't post a piece of art with a REAL FRICKIN' BABY."

[alienor77310.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! The double ridge on Spock's cock is just about the only thing I remember from reading ST-TOS fanfic way back when.

[ragdoll.livejournal.com]

*boggles* I think my icon says it all.

And I totally love the Love Me Platty pic. (they all rock, but that one...*dies*)

[evilmissbecky.livejournal.com]

Wow. That's just...wow.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I am ashamed to admit I cannot see how Spock's penis in the first example looks different from an actual human penis.

[whatthefuckbenj.livejournal.com]

Oh boy those are some stupid rules! They should team up with LJ XD

What's with that no posting of real looking kids rule?

[jin-fenghuang.livejournal.com]

LOL omg and here I thought DA was batshit (they recently pulled a lot of my stuff). This does raise the nutbar at least a foot, though.

*hugs*

[rycolfan.livejournal.com]

WHUT? Those rules make about as much sense as a chocolate teapot. And that drawing of the (too lifelike *eyeroll*) child is beautiful.

What a bunch of eejits.