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Such is my life
Mar. 31st, 2014 06:36 pmFound this on one of my customers this week. I told him it was there, but not before I took a picture of it. >D
Me: Uh, there's a note on your back.
Him: Oh, god. What does it say?
Me: It says you have a small penis.
Him: *groans*
Me: A friend of yours?
Him: No, someone I work with. *pull it off and crumples it up*
Me: *dies inside*
He bought something before he left, and I was DYING to ask him if it was true or not, but he was so embarrassed, he wouldn't even make eye contact with me, so I left it alone.
Me: Uh, there's a note on your back.
Him: Oh, god. What does it say?
Me: It says you have a small penis.
Him: *groans*
Me: A friend of yours?
Him: No, someone I work with. *pull it off and crumples it up*
Me: *dies inside*
He bought something before he left, and I was DYING to ask him if it was true or not, but he was so embarrassed, he wouldn't even make eye contact with me, so I left it alone.
