Such is my life
Mar. 31st, 2014 06:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tripperfunsterFound this on one of my customers this week. I told him it was there, but not before I took a picture of it. >D
Me: Uh, there's a note on your back.
Him: Oh, god. What does it say?
Me: It says you have a small penis.
Him: *groans*
Me: A friend of yours?
Him: No, someone I work with. *pull it off and crumples it up*
Me: *dies inside*
He bought something before he left, and I was DYING to ask him if it was true or not, but he was so embarrassed, he wouldn't even make eye contact with me, so I left it alone.
Me: Uh, there's a note on your back.
Him: Oh, god. What does it say?
Me: It says you have a small penis.
Him: *groans*
Me: A friend of yours?
Him: No, someone I work with. *pull it off and crumples it up*
Me: *dies inside*
He bought something before he left, and I was DYING to ask him if it was true or not, but he was so embarrassed, he wouldn't even make eye contact with me, so I left it alone.
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Date: 2014-04-01 12:12 am (UTC)Perfect retort for him, 'No, my jealous ex.'
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Date: 2014-04-01 02:35 am (UTC)If you had to guess, what do you think the note said? 'Whore' is always a standard default for girl insults, although at 11 it might have been that you smelled or were ugly? Kids are evil jerks. *hugs*
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