Such is my life

[tripperfunster]

Found this on one of my customers this week. I told him it was there, but not before I took a picture of it. >D



Me: Uh, there's a note on your back.
Him: Oh, god. What does it say?
Me: It says you have a small penis.
Him: *groans*
Me: A friend of yours?
Him: No, someone I work with. *pull it off and crumples it up*
Me: *dies inside*


He bought something before he left, and I was DYING to ask him if it was true or not, but he was so embarrassed, he wouldn't even make eye contact with me, so I left it alone.

Comments

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Considering the placement and that he probably would have noticed if it had been on his jacket before he put it on ... that someone he works with was pretty handsy.

Perfect retort for him, 'No, my jealous ex.'

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

When I was 11, (and one of those Carrie-like outcast kids) someone stuck a sign on my back and my teacher got it off for me and wouldn't let me see what was written on it. To this day I can't help wondering what was so bad that I couldn't even see it.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

That sucks. This was (I think) done by someone who was just a prankster, not a bully. Next to our store is a music shop, and the owner of that store and I used to write silly/mean things in the dirt on each other's cars.

If you had to guess, what do you think the note said? 'Whore' is always a standard default for girl insults, although at 11 it might have been that you smelled or were ugly? Kids are evil jerks. *hugs*

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

it might have been whore or something along those lines. I went to school with some real evil little shits.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, I'm sure it was stuck to him as he was going out the door. Poor guy!