Wow. Obviously I am very spoiled

[tripperfunster]

Oh dear lord! I don't look at a TON of gay porn (yeah right ...) but I suppose I've been lucky to get some good sites, because tonight, when I was looking around for a good reference shot, I came across this site and ... 0_o. Wow, these are unfortunate looking people. Not that ugly people don't deserve all the gay sex they can get, but *I* don't need to see photos of it.

I"ll let you guys be the judge. VERY not work safe.














Sooo....

Comments

[gestaltrose.livejournal.com]

hahahahahaha oh dear god I think I've watched some of those... mostly I try to get pretty boys...

Let us review these shall we

[narryaworry.livejournal.com]

Picture #1: The bottom doesn't seem to be all that into it and the top has that 'trying not to fart' face.

Picture #2: Blondie looks stoned, but it's actually kind of cute how they're holding hands.

Picture #3: Someone needs to work on their poses, because this is just not working. Also manscaping would be appreciated.

Picture #4: What on earth is that face? Does he honestly think that's sexy?

Picture #5: It reminds me of those pregnancy pictures with the dad standing behind the mom with his hands on her swollen belly. Only the porn version.

Picture #6: Standing guy "Oh hey, didn't see you there." Kneeling guy "What the hell is this thing and what am I supposed to do with it?"

Picture #7: Drunk frat party and blondie needs a new hair do.

[arcanetrivia]

Picture #6: Standing guy "Oh hey, didn't see you there." Kneeling guy "What the hell is this thing and what am I supposed to do with it?"

Seriously. Expression so wrong. So unsexy.

[sumsumlovesyou.livejournal.com]

That last one is wearing the same headband my mother-in-law wears on occasion. That is a mildly disturbing concept. Perhaps I shall email her this?

There are so many very unsexy people in porn, both gay and straight. But, as they say, there's someone out there for everyone.

Hehehe... One man's trash is another man's treasure. :D

[demicus.livejournal.com]

My eyes, my eyes! I can't un-see this, you know. *hides*

[xenafox.livejournal.com]

LMAO OMG. I burst into laughter at the very first pic xD I don't think any of them are ugly just...making dumb sex faces.

[sra-danvers.livejournal.com]

You're so bad, dear! If they are happy showing... ^^
Also... who are looking their faces???? XD

[indybaggins.livejournal.com]

Average looking people deserve to have mediocre, awkward-looking sex while being filmed if they so desire, I'm sure. Actually, I never care whether they're good looking in my gay porn, they just have to look genuine? Like they are really into whatever they're doing?

...But yeah, I laughed. :D

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I look at these pictures as a glorification of "Porn doesn't have to be so SERIOUS, you know! Whee!" Taken that way, they're delightful.

[whatthefuckbenj.livejournal.com]

I've seen worse really XD

[wook77.livejournal.com]

oh god look at the hair in that last one. WHAT THE EVERLASTING HELL DOES HE HAVE IN THERE?!

They look so bored in it, too. They're all just yeah ok we're naked and there's a coffee table and this blanket is scratchy and why is there a blanket on this sofa oh man this plant is fucking crazy and SPEAKING OF FUCKING CRAZY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR DICK, HAIR BOY!?

Or something similarly stream of consciousness like that.

Oh man, these are awful and awesome all at the same time.

[drinkingcocoa.livejournal.com]

The second to last one has found a permanent place in my heart. Sex makes people stoopid. Yep.

[outofthisplace.livejournal.com]

No, you're right, that is a COMPLETE disaster. Eugh.

[akatnamedeaster.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I've looked at tons of gay porn and that is the worst I've ever seen! Was this all on one site where derpy looking porn is a specialty?

[neko-taka.livejournal.com]

My porn usually includes pretty twinks, pretty emo boys, toys, and lack of body hair. These guys have what my friend would call "strange face" Not really ugly, but not pretty either XD Something about them seems... off.

[scarletscarlet.livejournal.com]

Hah, tbh, I actually like how ordinary everyone looks here :). Makes me smile (in a "hey there, regular folks" way, not in a "laughin at" way). Except for that buff lad partway down making the awkward sex-doll face. The first pic is pretty adorable with that smile! Actually, 2nd guy has a cute grin, too. Endearing :).

(Would I get *off* to them? No idea; depends what they're doing :) )