Fun little contest!

[tripperfunster]

I joined Auld Lang Snape comm for new years eve, but instead of drabbles, I decided to do drawbles. The goal was to write (or draw) 13 drabbles in 3 hours,(from 9-midnight) and I failed miserably. I didn't get the kids to bed until after 9:30 and hubby had 'alternate' ideas to ring in the new year, but I did manage to draw 6 panels, and then I finished two more after midnight, and the rest I did yesterday.

My goal was to adopt a freer style of drawing, not worrying so much about being perfect, and going for quantity instead of quality. I also tried to draw different characters, varying expressions and lots of hands! (oh, and btw, I'm not a fan of mad eye, so for revenge, I dressed him up as Gilligan! :D )

Anyway, the contest:

Fill in the dialoge I wrote it with a specific storyline in mind, but it would be a hoot to see what you guys think should be taking place!

I will draw prizes for the people whom I deem to be the top three submitters. It can be funny, or angsty or cracky, whatever you like. You may also post the comic WITH your dialog in your journal if you wish.

I'm looking forward to seeing what you crazy pron monsters come up with! :D

It's a loooong, narrow pic, so click on it 100x to see it close up. If it's completely un-seeable, let me know and I'll change it somehow.

Comments

[kittehkat.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's fantastic! Can't wait til the writers start going at it! :D Congrat on completing this monster of a project, too, TF!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Hey, it doesn't have to be a writer! try your hand at it! I mean, it's not supposed to be a novel or anything, just a smidge of dialogue.

[joanwilder.livejournal.com]

Oh god, you think you're sucking me in, doncha? That's why I don't do two shows a night, I can't do it. DAMNIT, now I have to do it!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Cartoon text, baby! No full lenth epic dramas! It's gotta fit in a speech bubble. *strokes you soothingly*

[joanwilder.livejournal.com]

Huh? (deer in the headlamps look) Fit in a WHAT??!! You do know, don't you, that drabbles make me bleed. Writing a feckin' bubble will make me SELF-COMBUST!!!! Okay, okay, I'm not steppin' away--I'm doin it. Damn you.

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

This would probably look better if I actually knew how to add captions, but here goes. From left to right:

1) McGonagall:
"Oh, Severus! Have you heard who was voted the winner of Witch Weekly's Longest Fangs Award?"

2) Everybody:
"REMUS!"

3) Mad-Eye Gilligan:
"Don't worry, Snape. There's still going to be some left for you when we're through. Everyone says Remus can do it four times in a row."

4) Snape:
"He swore I was the only one he ever let measure his molars. *Sob*

5) Remus:
"Alms for the poor?"
Lockhart and/or any/all Weasleys including Ginny:
"Wanna take a ride on my purple-headed womb-broom?"

6) Snape:
"Pull my finger!"
Remus:
Bzuh?
Snape:
"I said pull my finger you canine poaching pillow-biter!"

7) Snape:
"Got your nose!"
Remus:
"Oh no you didn't!"

8) Snape:
"Talk to the hand, girlfriend, because you aren't worth it. Snap!"

9) Remus:
"Severus?"

10) Remus:
"Albus said you could come out of time-out now if you promise to be good."

11) Remus:
"I told him you were always good. Better than all the others. Please forgive me, love."
Snape:
"Yes. But you must promise me one thing. Always mind those bicuspids when oiling my beef bayonet."

12) Snape and Remus:
"Mmph"

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

dude! you had me snerking like mad-woman! bwahahaha Purple headed womb broom???? Oiling my beef bayonet???? Dear baby Jesus in a meat grinder! I thought i'd heard 'em all, but apparantly not!

*wipes tears of mirth from eyes*

too funny!

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

I have to admit I'm usually funnier with single panels 'cause then people only have to endure one at a time. But I couldn't possibly pass up a chance to subject you to my dubious wit. I stole your icon btw.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Steal away, baby! That's why I made it. Feel free to steal any of my art to make more. (I can even email you some hi rez if you like.) I am teh suck at icons.

And yes, generally, I'm more of a one panel kinda chick too. (mostly because I have a hard time making someone look the same from panel to panel, and, brace yourself...I'm lazy! ;)

[hasaidreamer.livejournal.com]

I love your icon too, btw. Is it new for 2007 or does it change with the Chinese year? ;)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Yes, it's new for 2007. I actually made it for the squeeing Snarry fans. I don't generally change my icon very often, 'cause then I get confused and don't know who I am! :D

[canellaphile.livejournal.com]

"Got your nose!"

ROFL!!

[flavored-glass.livejournal.com]

http://pics.livejournal.com/flavored_glass/pic/000sf7dy

XD

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Oh dear God, that SLAYED me! Lockheart with 'the. Worst. Ship. Ever."

Lupin with the glasses! Oh shit, I laughed myself silly! Thank you so much! *is still grinning like an idiot*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

hee! Didja ever see this pic I drew??? :D

http://pics.livejournal.com/tripperfunster/pic/0001ar5b/

[flavored-glass.livejournal.com]

No! That's awesome! Hee!

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

OMG, funniest thing ever. ♥

And the glasses. Even more ♥

[lamenting-quill.livejournal.com]

OMG! it hurts I'm laughing so hard! Okay, you totally win! Er... but I'm not Tripperfunster, so I guess it's not really my decision... *snicker*

But you still totally win!

Cheers!

~LQ~

[drusillas-rain.livejournal.com]

bwahahaha...

[canellaphile.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! Hilarious!

[hasaidreamer.livejournal.com]

oh, god... that was... that was...

*unable to form sentences*
*falls over laughing*

[summerborn.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA! This would get my vote - hilarious!! :D

[mudblood428.livejournal.com]

HA! That's awesome! Dude, 6 in three hours is impressive enough as it is!

If I think of some good dialogue I'll be sure to let you know!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Yes, please! It's been a hoot so far! (gawd, some people are funny!!)

[lamenting-quill.livejournal.com]

Here's my poor attempt! Please keep in mind it is 3 AM here... lol!

http://pics.livejournal.com/lamenting_quill/pic/00001bkr

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Ha! Vibrating tampon! *files the idea away for later....*

Very cute! Thanks for submitting! This has been so much fun!

[lamenting-quill.livejournal.com]

*snicker* thanks! But I can't take full redit for the vibrating tampon idea - hehe!

I've been having this discussion going on my LJ about magic tampons, and if witches use them in the magical world. One of the commenters said they thought it was plausible, and that she could see Fred and George charming them to vibrate as a practical joke - lol - so I've had it on my brain! *snicker*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Thats not a practical joke! That's a priceless gift to all womankind! :D

I wouldn't mind getting my period anymore!

[lamenting-quill.livejournal.com]

LOL! Agreed! :)

[drusillas-rain.livejournal.com]

hee :D

[eeyore9990.livejournal.com]

Okay, so this is what I've got, and I haven't read any of the other comments, so I'm probably not the first person. Caution: It's total crack.

Panel 1: [New Year's Party]
McGonagall: Snape, lighten up! Have some champagne!
Snape: Err, I'd rather not. It... doesn't agree with me.
Dumbledore: I insist.
Snape: *sips accordingly*

Panel 2: One hour later... *pffffft*
Everyone: OMGEWWW!

Panel 3: (not sure who that is with Snape, the comic is kinda tiny, but I'm assuming Harry.)
Harry: ZOMG, Snape, did you just FART?!
Snape: Well, fuck.

Panel 4:
Snape: Oh, god, thanks to Potter's big mouth, I'll be the laughingstock of Hogwarts!

Panel 5:
Draco: Dude, Potter, did Snape just fart?!
Harry: Yeah, that's... kinda sexy, huh?
Draco: ...???

Panel 6:
Draco: Snape, Snape!! Potter thinks your farts smell sexy!!
Harry: ZOMG, he didn't just tell my perviest, dirtiest secret!

Panel 7:
Snape: How dare you, Potter! You're no better than your father and all his friends.. blah, blah, past, blahbitty blah blah... *SMACK*
Harry: Please, sir, I wasn't trying to humiliate you it was just a side benefit!!

Panel 8:
Snape: Talk to the hand, Potter.

Panel 9:
Snape: ...sad. Or gassy. Maybe both. *pfffft*

Panel 10:
Harry: OMG, sir, you farted again. Are you trying to make me explode in my pants?! Because, seriously, sir, that's like... the sexiest thing ever and I want to throw you down and shag you silly.

Panel 11:
Snape: Potter, the idea that you find my flatulence arousing is... *blinks* actually quite acceptable. However, you should know I am a confirmed top.

Panel 12: *kiss kiss*
Harry: mmmphrlmforpmoanrld... (translation: 'sokay, sir, you'd probably explode if I blocked your hole anyway.)



Dude... I'm so sorry. LOL!!!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

dude, you're one fucked up chick! ;) hee! I don't know what you're smoking (or dropping, or shooting) but I gotta get me some of that!

It's actually lupin he's talking to. Did it really not get big enough to see? I think you gotta click on it 100x.

Thanks hon!

[rexluscus.livejournal.com]

OMG Remus's face in panel 7 is officially the best thing ever. ♥

[canellaphile.livejournal.com]

Oh god, I love this kind of stuff. And the comic is so perfect!! Mind if I take a crack at it? hehe...pun intended. XD

[canellaphile.livejournal.com]

OKAY, I did it. And it was terribly fun. I hope you get a laugh out of this, and know I mean it in good humor. :D

Your art with my captions. (http://redpiratemel.livejournal.com/190897.html)

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

I'm in ur shower getting pubes on ur soap

Hahahaha! ♥

[summerborn.livejournal.com]

Awesome!!

[hasaidreamer.livejournal.com]

I love it!

I'm especially intrigued by the one with Snape and his palm - I think it's the best of the set. (I also love the second-last one, when Remus and Severus are about to kiss...)

Now I've got to scroll down and see what dialogue everyone wrote!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Well, don't drink anything while you read the comments, some of them are hilarious!!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Thanks Rakina, but I think you might be a tad confused.

I just drew the pictures, and then invited anyone/everyone to write the story. The words on this one (including him reading your fic) were written by flavoredglass.

It was originally a Snupin (in my mind) but I honestly can't recall what the actual story line was. I think everyone came up with wittier diaglogue anyway!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

No need to be ashamed, my dear, it IS a rather odd format. I generally assume that the things I find in someone's journal were actually DONE by them! ;D

No fear, and thanks for the lovely recc!

*smooches you* And I prefer to think of you as a 'Crazy Old Bint' if that's okay.

[theentwife.livejournal.com]

I got a great big giggle out of this. Thanks to both writer and artist, my cat left my lap and ran off at all the guffaws that I made while reading this.


Persephone

(P.S. Rakina sent me.)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad you enjoyed it! I"m pretty sure I pissed off my cats too, when I read some of the hilarious comments!

[beyondreproach1.livejournal.com]

I find this drawing to be beyond reproach.