:D Fair warning:

[tripperfunster]

Hee! If you happen to see a really odd post from me, please ignore it. It might be sabotage!!

You see, one of the fellows at work left his facebook page open and logged in today, and ... uh .. yeah, me and one of the other girls just couldn't help ourselves from making a few blog entries under his name.

1) Wow! What a weekend! I never knew a man could be so strong yet so yielding. Thank you kind stranger for showing me how to be a 'real' man.

To which someone replied: Were you in jail again? (a few years back, this fellow had actually been arrested for streaking. ;) (him and his whole hockey team, it wasn't anything terribly creepy)

to which we replied: Oh yeah, it was like jail times ten!

Then later we wrote: So, exactly how much mouthwash do you need to get use to get rid of the taste of cum?

And: My anus is so calloused that it feels like an overcooked calamari ring. Ouch!


Heeheehee!

Anyhoo, he has vowed revenge, so if I suddenly start posting really odd stuff (or yanno, odder than usual) it might be him getting back at me. Of course, I will be VERY careful about logging off any social networking sites. ;)

Topic switch: I'm searching for a good reference shot of one person holding another person back from a fight. I've tried a few phrases in google search, but haven't come up with anything useful yet.
Any suggestions?

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[gestaltrose.livejournal.com]

I looked around... I think vids or pictures of soccer (football in the rest of the world) fights offers you the best high quality pics

[demicus.livejournal.com]

"Overcooked calamari ring" FTW! LOL!

Hmm ... I just found pictures of people breaking up a fight (keywords: referee + fight), not holding another person back from a fight so I guess that's no help.

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Ah, k. So if we see anything odd here like, I dunno, a conventionally attractive heterosexual couple in their 20's having sex without aliens/tentacles/ice skates/beloved children's cartoon characters we will know it was sabotage. *shudders*

Also, googling "hold me back' brings up some of the cutest LOL cats but nothing useful.

[whatthefuckbenj.livejournal.com]

LOL this is priceless! How did he react? Besides vowing revenge of course ^^

[florahart]

try googling the phrase

held back from a fight

I did the google image search via duckduckgo, so what I typed was [!gi held back from a fight] (without the brackets) to get a google image search of that.

Point of that: if you do the search directly in google, google will steer your search based on what you search for other times; the ddg one should (will try to) circumvent that.

[sra-danvers.livejournal.com]

OMG OMG you bad!! I can't stop laugh!!! XD

[drinkingcocoa.livejournal.com]

Overcooked. Calamari. Ring.

*laughing too hard to hold my coffee cup*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I looked at getty, but i think perhaps my search words aren't right? I would think there would be lots of images like what I want, yet I find very little.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Oh yes! Thank you. Soccer seems to be a goldmine. (when I look up football, I get NFL.)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I guess my needs are just too specific! :D

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Yes, any posts about cooking, sewing or hetrosexuals should be treated as suspect. ;)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

:D He took it pretty well. I mean, I wouldn't have done that to someone who would be truly offended or hurt.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

So, you're saying that google will just give me gay porn, regardless of what I type in? I DON'T HAVE A PROBELM WITH THAT.

:D

Actually, I didn't know that, and had never heard of duckduckgo. Thanks for that!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

:D Thanks hon! :D We had a good giggle too!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

That one was actually the other girl. She is wicked funny! :D

[drinkingcocoa.livejournal.com]

OH FUCK there are two of you???? How has the universe not imploded?

[synn.livejournal.com]

.... how would we know? Would they post random drawings of young het couples holding hands?

[tjs-whatnot.livejournal.com]

FUCKIN' FANTASTIC!!