:D Fair warning:

[tripperfunster]

Hee! If you happen to see a really odd post from me, please ignore it. It might be sabotage!!

You see, one of the fellows at work left his facebook page open and logged in today, and ... uh .. yeah, me and one of the other girls just couldn't help ourselves from making a few blog entries under his name.

1) Wow! What a weekend! I never knew a man could be so strong yet so yielding. Thank you kind stranger for showing me how to be a 'real' man.

To which someone replied: Were you in jail again? (a few years back, this fellow had actually been arrested for streaking. ;) (him and his whole hockey team, it wasn't anything terribly creepy)

to which we replied: Oh yeah, it was like jail times ten!

Then later we wrote: So, exactly how much mouthwash do you need to get use to get rid of the taste of cum?

And: My anus is so calloused that it feels like an overcooked calamari ring. Ouch!


Heeheehee!

Anyhoo, he has vowed revenge, so if I suddenly start posting really odd stuff (or yanno, odder than usual) it might be him getting back at me. Of course, I will be VERY careful about logging off any social networking sites. ;)

Topic switch: I'm searching for a good reference shot of one person holding another person back from a fight. I've tried a few phrases in google search, but haven't come up with anything useful yet.
Any suggestions?

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[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Ah, k. So if we see anything odd here like, I dunno, a conventionally attractive heterosexual couple in their 20's having sex without aliens/tentacles/ice skates/beloved children's cartoon characters we will know it was sabotage. *shudders*

Also, googling "hold me back' brings up some of the cutest LOL cats but nothing useful.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Yes, any posts about cooking, sewing or hetrosexuals should be treated as suspect. ;)