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[tripperfunster]

I answered this question over on the Megamind_movie comm, but I don't *think* I ever asked the question here.

It's certainly not a seekrit to anyone on my flist, but I tend to crush on oddball guys, many of them animated. What is your top 3/5/10 list of cartoon peeps you'd sleep with?

Pics would be nice, as I'm not super schooled in all things cartoon.

Here's mine:

5: Patrick Star from Spongebob. Innocence/virgin kink much? (and a special thanks to elfwreck for writing me some spongebob/Patrick porn.) What friends will do for friends!

4: Timon from the Lion King Crush on (gay) smartasses much? Why yes, yes I do!

3: Gaston from Beauty and the Beast Douchebag? Bring me his face, I'll sit on it! Why? I have no idea. I've actually sat on actual douchebag faces, and trust me, it's no fun. Why I continue to crush on them, I do not know.

2: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb This must go back to the innocence/virgin thing, although, he's divorced and has a daughter, so he can't be a virgin, but yeah ... he's just such a vulnerable fuck up that I feel the need to get into his pants. With my vagina.

1: Megamind and Metro Man They tie! Take all of my above comments/kinks, and roll them into one slashy pairing, and yeah, you have me fapping to cartoon characters. Sad but true.

So tell me, mah peeps, what sort of hand drawn things give you a woody? Oh man, speaking of Woody, I'd totes do Buzz Lightyear, but he doesn't make my top five.

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[veridari.livejournal.com]

I'd go for Beast in "Beauty and the Beast" and I'm not sure at all what that says about me. I'd not normally count bestiality as a kink.

My newest heart throb is Flynn Rider in "Tangled." But I was mesmorized by Samarai Jack for a long time.

I'd take Woody over Buzz. He's got a lasso...and boots. I'm well known for my boot fascination over on my IJ. *g*

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Oops...forgot the girl love. I am madly in lust with Pocahontas as well. I think she is one of the most beautiful women in animation, hands down. The story/movie is completely bullshit, and I have to completely forget she isn't the history character, but as an artistic figure she is drop dead gorgeous to me.