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tripperfunsterI answered this question over on the Megamind_movie comm, but I don't *think* I ever asked the question here.
It's certainly not a seekrit to anyone on my flist, but I tend to crush on oddball guys, many of them animated. What is your top 3/5/10 list of cartoon peeps you'd sleep with?
Pics would be nice, as I'm not super schooled in all things cartoon.
Here's mine:
5: Patrick Star from Spongebob. Innocence/virgin kink much? (and a special thanks to elfwreck for writing me some spongebob/Patrick porn.) What friends will do for friends!
4: Timon from the Lion King Crush on (gay) smartasses much? Why yes, yes I do!
3: Gaston from Beauty and the Beast Douchebag? Bring me his face, I'll sit on it! Why? I have no idea. I've actually sat on actual douchebag faces, and trust me, it's no fun. Why I continue to crush on them, I do not know.
2: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb This must go back to the innocence/virgin thing, although, he's divorced and has a daughter, so he can't be a virgin, but yeah ... he's just such a vulnerable fuck up that I feel the need to get into his pants. With my vagina.
1: Megamind and Metro Man They tie! Take all of my above comments/kinks, and roll them into one slashy pairing, and yeah, you have me fapping to cartoon characters. Sad but true.
So tell me, mah peeps, what sort of hand drawn things give you a woody? Oh man, speaking of Woody, I'd totes do Buzz Lightyear, but he doesn't make my top five.
It's certainly not a seekrit to anyone on my flist, but I tend to crush on oddball guys, many of them animated. What is your top 3/5/10 list of cartoon peeps you'd sleep with?
Pics would be nice, as I'm not super schooled in all things cartoon.
Here's mine:
5: Patrick Star from Spongebob. Innocence/virgin kink much? (and a special thanks to elfwreck for writing me some spongebob/Patrick porn.) What friends will do for friends!
4: Timon from the Lion King Crush on (gay) smartasses much? Why yes, yes I do!
3: Gaston from Beauty and the Beast Douchebag? Bring me his face, I'll sit on it! Why? I have no idea. I've actually sat on actual douchebag faces, and trust me, it's no fun. Why I continue to crush on them, I do not know.
2: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb This must go back to the innocence/virgin thing, although, he's divorced and has a daughter, so he can't be a virgin, but yeah ... he's just such a vulnerable fuck up that I feel the need to get into his pants. With my vagina.
1: Megamind and Metro Man They tie! Take all of my above comments/kinks, and roll them into one slashy pairing, and yeah, you have me fapping to cartoon characters. Sad but true.
So tell me, mah peeps, what sort of hand drawn things give you a woody? Oh man, speaking of Woody, I'd totes do Buzz Lightyear, but he doesn't make my top five.
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Date: 2012-04-25 04:24 pm (UTC)In no particular order:
Toby from Unico. My ultimate childhood crush. Tall and willowy and stoic. Not usually my type, really, but something about him just always stuck with me.
Tenou Haruka from Sailor Moon. She's gorgeous, a bad ass, and rides a motorcycle. Plus I fucking lover her voice actress. It's the voice that really does it for me, all deep and sexy. I love everyone that woman voices, but Haruka most of all. She did another character masturbating once. I could listen to that over and over....
Krys from the Rainbow Brite movie. Sex just drips off that boy...you know, for a cartoon character aimed at 4 year olds...
Bart Simpson. Yeah. I feel like I should be ashamed of this one, you know, considering that he's perpetually 10, but hey, I was a kid when the show started. That makes it less creepy, right? Seriously, though, I would totally do him. An older version of him.
That's all I can think of for now. ^_^