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tripperfunsterI answered this question over on the Megamind_movie comm, but I don't *think* I ever asked the question here.
It's certainly not a seekrit to anyone on my flist, but I tend to crush on oddball guys, many of them animated. What is your top 3/5/10 list of cartoon peeps you'd sleep with?
Pics would be nice, as I'm not super schooled in all things cartoon.
Here's mine:
5: Patrick Star from Spongebob. Innocence/virgin kink much? (and a special thanks to elfwreck for writing me some spongebob/Patrick porn.) What friends will do for friends!
4: Timon from the Lion King Crush on (gay) smartasses much? Why yes, yes I do!
3: Gaston from Beauty and the Beast Douchebag? Bring me his face, I'll sit on it! Why? I have no idea. I've actually sat on actual douchebag faces, and trust me, it's no fun. Why I continue to crush on them, I do not know.
2: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb This must go back to the innocence/virgin thing, although, he's divorced and has a daughter, so he can't be a virgin, but yeah ... he's just such a vulnerable fuck up that I feel the need to get into his pants. With my vagina.
1: Megamind and Metro Man They tie! Take all of my above comments/kinks, and roll them into one slashy pairing, and yeah, you have me fapping to cartoon characters. Sad but true.
So tell me, mah peeps, what sort of hand drawn things give you a woody? Oh man, speaking of Woody, I'd totes do Buzz Lightyear, but he doesn't make my top five.
It's certainly not a seekrit to anyone on my flist, but I tend to crush on oddball guys, many of them animated. What is your top 3/5/10 list of cartoon peeps you'd sleep with?
Pics would be nice, as I'm not super schooled in all things cartoon.
Here's mine:
5: Patrick Star from Spongebob. Innocence/virgin kink much? (and a special thanks to elfwreck for writing me some spongebob/Patrick porn.) What friends will do for friends!
4: Timon from the Lion King Crush on (gay) smartasses much? Why yes, yes I do!
3: Gaston from Beauty and the Beast Douchebag? Bring me his face, I'll sit on it! Why? I have no idea. I've actually sat on actual douchebag faces, and trust me, it's no fun. Why I continue to crush on them, I do not know.
2: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb This must go back to the innocence/virgin thing, although, he's divorced and has a daughter, so he can't be a virgin, but yeah ... he's just such a vulnerable fuck up that I feel the need to get into his pants. With my vagina.
1: Megamind and Metro Man They tie! Take all of my above comments/kinks, and roll them into one slashy pairing, and yeah, you have me fapping to cartoon characters. Sad but true.
So tell me, mah peeps, what sort of hand drawn things give you a woody? Oh man, speaking of Woody, I'd totes do Buzz Lightyear, but he doesn't make my top five.
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Date: 2012-04-26 05:05 am (UTC)Prince Eric from Little Mermaid. Yeah, he was hot. Stupid. But hot.
When I was in kindergarten, I had the biggest most insane mega-crush on Peter Pan from this Peter Pan cartoon series that aired back in the day. Omg, I used to have DREAMS about this guy! (Yes, inappropriate 5 year old fantasies.) I was, for lack of a better term, sexualized? at a young age. That can't be the right word.... I really understood sex very very young, and I think it's because my siblings let me watch a lot of inappropriate stuff very young, as they were already in high school. Oh, that Peter Pan cartoon. I had the hots for him and Michael J. Fox that year.
The prince the Beast turned BACK into in Beauty and the Beast. I know you only seem him for a short second, but he was kinda sexy in a blonde Malfoy type manner. !! I wonder if there are any fics like that!? Beauty and the Beast. Malfoy/sr gets turned into a beast due to being an arse.... I'd read that.
George Jetson. I think this is because I saw that pervy bad Jetsons porn that's been floating over the Internet for a decade, and it always got stuck in my head. He seems a bit too 'Mr. Roper' to be tolerable outside of sex if you know what I mean. I do have a kink for the awkward types that might be amusing during sex. Or maybe he has an S&M streak. Master George.
Great. Now I'm gonna dream of toons doing it tonight. Hahaha
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Date: 2012-04-30 04:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-04-30 04:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-04-30 04:28 am (UTC)I just LOVED that one... and yes, the Captain was another object of my then-teenaged lust.