meme

[tripperfunster]

Okay, joanwilder tagged me with this. It's supposed to be a FICTIONAL CHARACTER meme, what FICTIONAL CHARACTER would you choose to be the following. She filled hers out with literary characters, many whom I've never even heard of. *reads too much Stephen King and fanfic porn* I've done a pathetically miniscule amount of reading over the past ten years, at least, books that weren't in the horror genre or ones that didn't have thick, chew proof covers for babies. So without further ado, I'm giving myself permission to use television actors and shitty 80's icons for my answers. Despite my recent birthday, I am still 15 years old. *eyeroll*


01. Who is your best friend? Gilligan
02. Who is your mother? Mrs Cunningham
03. Who is your father? David Letterman
04. Who is your older sibling? Chevy Chase
05. Who is your prom date? Hans Solo (I graduated in outer space)
06. Who do you have a no-strings-attached one-night stand with? Snape
07. Who do you date for a year or two? Bill Murray
08. Who do you marry? Tom Hanks (and cheat on him shamelessly with Bill Murray)
09. Who is your boss? Jack Klugman (Quincy M.E.)
10. Who is your next door neighbor? The whole gang from Three's Company, but mostly Jack (I may have slept with him a couple of times too ...)

I"m going to have to tag accioslash with this, because I think I'm going to enjoy her answers!

Comments

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Hm. joanwilder used literary characters, you used television actors so to shake things up a bit and to try to cover up the fact that I've read nothing but Harry Potter porn and the back of cereal boxes for the last five years I've decided to use advertising icons, actors featured on TV Land, and whoever else comes to mind for my list. Also, I've decided it would be more fun for me to find characters who really are like the people listed in the question rather than people I wish could be the people in the question.

01. Who is your best friend? Sulu from Star Trek
02. Who is your mother? Rose from The Golden Girls
03. Who is your father? Either Louie from Taxi or the "Can you hear me now" guy from the Verizon commercial.
04. Who is your older sibling? Percy Weasley
05. Who is your prom date? Um, don't read too much into this but Percy Weasley
06. Who do you have a no-strings-attached one-night stand with? House
07. Who do you date for a year or two? Dr, Leonard McCoy
08. Who do you marry? The Yellow M & M guy
09. Who is your boss? Luna Lovegood
10. Who is your next door neighbor? It's a tie. I have Gladys Kravitz (the nosy neighbor from Bewitched) on one side and the Clampett family on the other. Sadly, they have no ce-ment pond.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

See? I KNEW I'd enjoy your answers!

Was your dad really like Louie? (my condolences!) And I'm sure Al is thrilled to be compared to the Yellow M&M. :D

did you actually date a guy like McCoy?

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Al was happier with the yellow M&M than the Pillsbury Doughboy. C'mon, who could resist either of them?

And I really did date a guy like McCoy. The trouble is, *I'M* like McCoy and we were just too much alike. As for best friend, Sarah would be pissed because she thinks she's Captain Kirk, but if you ever happened to be obsessed enough with Original Trek to really know the characters, Sulu was always teh shiny with his interests and that's Sarah. She's the one who thrust fandom porn upon me and dumped me there to move onto something else. So it's all her fault about the porn and stuff. I can't thank her enough. ;D

And Dad? Yeah, he's Louie all right. But people *love* him. It's always a treat for people to meet my parents together. Louie and Rose/Frank and Gail. They just celebrated their 52nd wedding anniversary.