Magic, baby!
Oct. 24th, 2013 09:18 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tripperfunsterQ: How old was I when you told me about sex?
Me: I never sat you down and told you. When you would ask me questions, I would answer them in a way that I thought you would understand.
Q: What do you mean?
Me: Well, when you were two, you asked where babies came from, and I told you "They come from a mommy's tummy." When you were three, you asked how the baby got IN the tummy, and I told you "The daddy plants a seed there." When you were older, you asked HOW daddy put the seed in there. Etc.
Q: But how old was I when you told me "The mommy and daddy crawl into bed, take off their clothes and then the magic happens?"
Me: *dies laughing* I"m pretty sure I NEVER told you that.
He is 10 and SO funny! I didn't bother to tell him that there certainly doesn't need to be a BED around for any magic to happen. ;)
Me: I never sat you down and told you. When you would ask me questions, I would answer them in a way that I thought you would understand.
Q: What do you mean?
Me: Well, when you were two, you asked where babies came from, and I told you "They come from a mommy's tummy." When you were three, you asked how the baby got IN the tummy, and I told you "The daddy plants a seed there." When you were older, you asked HOW daddy put the seed in there. Etc.
Q: But how old was I when you told me "The mommy and daddy crawl into bed, take off their clothes and then the magic happens?"
Me: *dies laughing* I"m pretty sure I NEVER told you that.
He is 10 and SO funny! I didn't bother to tell him that there certainly doesn't need to be a BED around for any magic to happen. ;)
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Date: 2013-10-27 04:35 am (UTC)He still thinks that people KISSING is gross. ;)
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Date: 2013-10-27 05:07 am (UTC)