Need your sense of humour!

[tripperfunster]

Okay flist, I need your help!

I'm writing something right now, and the main characters are at a psychic fair. (this takes place in modern time) and I need funny things you might see whilst at said fair.

and....go!

Comments

[corvus-coronis.livejournal.com]

I'll have to think...

Spiritual relaxation classes

Being demanded asked your birthday at the gate whether you like it or not, then getting a page about your astrology sign whether you like it or not.

Shiatsu demos where the Shiats-er looks dangerously heavier than the Shiats-ee

People getting 'bad vibes' at a past-life (or other psychic) reading tent, and pompously dragging their buddies away by the hand

Leaflets that look suspiciously like induction weekends for various cults

Hippy couples letting their offspring wee on the lawn (where people sit)

Sticker sellers randomly stopping people for 'smiling without a licence', and then offering a sticker.

Uptight Middle-class-type New Agers getting possessive moralistic when you grab the wrong gemstone basket by mistake

Beardy, dreadlocked, loud-mouthed fundamentalist Christians haranguing stall-owners because crystal powers being Not Scripture.

People randomly coming up to you to give you psychic readings because 'they've got the feeling they should see you'

The Obligatory Satanist's (or quasi-satanist's) stall

General New-Age crowd or stall-owner banter about past lives, earth energies, chanelling & what-have-you

All the patchouli you'll ever want to smell.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Thanks hon! You've given me a couple of good ideas here!

[corvus-coronis.livejournal.com]

& all those things have happened too, either to me or someone I know.

[belladoragirl.livejournal.com]

Pretty much everything my friend's mother does.

Meet the Spirits (http://www.meetthesprits.com)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Hmmm for some reason it won't link me. :(

[carpet-diemon.livejournal.com]

er... the prosyletizers for the discount house of worship and the church of the gooey death?

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Uh...I don't even know what that means! *g*