Okay, one more art, then I'm done! (for the night)

[tripperfunster]

Geez, picspam or what? My poor children have been wallowing in their own filth all day.

"Mama, can I have something to eat?"

"Shut the fuck up! can't you see mommy's drawing???"

Okay, it wasn't quite that bad......:D

Here's a crayon Dumbledore. A real quickie. And yes, his glasses are floating, unsupported on his face. Ya know what? he's a freakin' wizard, Dude! They can float there without shadows if he wants them to, okay?

Rated G. Don't worry, there's smut a-comin!

Comments

[joanwilder.livejournal.com]

He's beautifully done--he actually looks better than Michael Gambon---has a bit of Richard Harris in his chin. But maybe those suckers are glue-gunned to his face? Are you abusin' those kids again? First you take their crayons away...and then....bad mummy! (Try benadry, that works)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Shit, you'd think they didn't have BUCKETS of their own art supplies, they way they scrabble and man-handle my stuff! (little bastards!)

Just two days ago, I took them to one of 'my' art supply stores, and let them pick out some funky pencils, two teeny tiny mini water colour kits and then a normal sized watercolour kit each as well, but NO! They must have what mommy's using.

But hey, on the bright side, Quincey has taken to stretching out his arms very wide and saying, "mama! I love you as big as the whole NOONIVERSE!" (universe, if you couldn't tell)

And yesterday, I was laying (yeah, wrong word, beta girl, get over it!) in bed with him before he fell asleep, and he starts sniffling, and wiping tears from his eyes. I say, "Hey, Quince, what's wrong honey?"
"I miss Disney world, mama." *sniff, snorfle*

teehee!

[joanwilder.livejournal.com]

Thems are smart kids--they know you're hoarding the good stuff. AWWW, Quincey's so cute! Noooiverse. Once, when Mandie was little, my mother told her to give her her 'hannies' to clean. She gave her a disgusted look and said, "They not hannies, G'ma, they're hands!" Hee, that's what you get for letting those kids meet the Mouse--now it's gonna be a yearly trip, tripp. hehe.

[alliekatgal.livejournal.com]

Oh. I love him! You do eyes and mouths especially well!

Those poor kids, they're probably looking at the drawings you produce with crayons and thinking,"Why aren't my pictures coming out like Mama's? These fucking things are broken!" If only I could draw as well as my 7 year old.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Hee! Actually, they are my toughest critics. Sometimes I get "that's a really nice drawing, mama" and sometimes it's more like: "You didn't do a very nice job on that one."

*eyeroll*

When I drew a picture of my youngest, my older son looked at it and said, "that's a nice picture, but it doesn't really look like Quincey."
:D

[alliekatgal.livejournal.com]

I'm just amazed that you can get such delicate drawings done using crayons!

My youngest draws constantly, and will occasionally ask me to draw something if she is having trouble, usually with animals. She doesn't really believe me that I don't have the drawing gene, and she can do so much better than anything I attempt.

[gestaltrose.livejournal.com]

Crayola Dumbles, very nice. I love the shading that you get. *is pretending that she is not jealous of you wicked skills*

Giggle at you and your kids...seems kind of the same only it's..."can't you see mommy's writing!!!"

*hugs to a great mom who buys art stuff for her kids*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Thanks! We have lots of art stuff here. Unfortunately, they mostly like the glitter glue. I HATE THAT FREAKIN' STUFF! IT GETS EVERYWHERE! And does NOT wash out of clothes, once it's dried.

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

"Mama, can I have something to eat?"
"Shut the fuck up! can't you see mommy's drawing???"

Hm. I wonder if that "mandated reporter" law applies to residents of Canada? See? I'm risking my counseling and social work licenses just by knowing you!

These crayon drawings are really turning out to be fabulous. You have such a flair for color.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Um ... is verbal abuse REALLY abuse? I mean, cumon! It doesn't leave any VISIBLE scars! ;^)

Happy anniversary hon! *smooches*

[eeyore9990.livejournal.com]

*cough* Lucifer and Beelzebub and I have similar conversations all the time (only I'm WRITING ZOMG! vs I'm drawing). I can't believe what you can do with crappy crayons, hon. This is so freakin' awesome!

Of course, now I have this insane urge to open up paint and draw a black crayon with a flaring robe and a pearlescent crayon with purple robes

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

yes! do! That would be cool! You could even just photomanip an actual crayon!

[eeyore9990.livejournal.com]

Haha, you give my skills way more credit than they deserve if you think I could do that photomanipy thingy. This is the best I got and it took me.. erm, about thirty minutes? LOL, I suck.

[eeyore9990.livejournal.com]

Oh, wait! No, no, this one's better!




Hehehehe, canon!Snape with the sickly pallor...

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

You are on crack! Too funny! (and yes, stick with fic, darling!) :D :D :D <3

[verdenia.livejournal.com]

*giggle*
Love your sickly'pallor!Snapola, dear. Very, very funny.

[florence-craye.livejournal.com]

Wow, I love the way the colors work in this one and also his eyebrows. Amazing this can be done with crayons!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I'm still amazed, myself! :D

[verdenia.livejournal.com]

Ooh, great job with Dumbles! You are getting such great results with these crayons!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I'm thrilled to pieces myself! I've never really worked much with colour, so this is a big leap for me.

[misconstrue.livejournal.com]

WOW, his expression is so perfect! it's that intense soul-plumbing sort of expression you'd expect from dumbledore, but slightly vacant too at the same time. he's got to cover his legimacy some how. ;) all the details are amazing. i wish you'd shown more of the hat though. I'm a sucker for knit caps, and that's what it looks like from here.

p.s. wild man hair ftw!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Thank you! See, I HATE drawing clothes! (hence all my nekkid people). Clothes have real lines that you must follow. Me no like that! Skin is a wibbly/wobbly and follows no rules! :D