HP Art Dump

[tripperfunster]

Okay, time again to take all of the art that I post to different comms and dump it here for my lovely flist to see. Please note: There are no 'spoilers' (as if I'd know what's gonna happen...) but many of the images are NOT WORK SAFE! 'nuff said.

Dump #1 Daily Deviant May
The theme was foot massage, and because I'm an idiot, I thought it was foot FETISH so I drew Minerva licking her own feet. What? She's like..part cat, right? Hey, I COULD have drawn her licking her own cooter, so take a pill!

http://pics.livejournal.com/tripperfunster/pic/0005rbka/

Dump #2 Daily Deviant June
The theme was pseudozoophilia (where DO they come up with these things??). This is a kink where one partner dresses up as an animal and they 'pretend' that it's real. *snerk*
If you've been following my journal (and my condolences, if you have,) you know I have a 'thing' for chicken sex, hence:

http://pics.livejournal.com/tripperfunster/pic/0006h00q/

Dump #3 Smut Wednesday
The theme was Mentors, and for me, brain tumours, because I totally got Charlie and Bill mixed up. What?! Hey, I pretty much skim over all the non-Snape parts of the books and movies. I"m pretty sure Snape never has a conversation with either Bill or Charlie, hence my retaining no knowledge of them.

http://community.livejournal.com/smut_wednesday/26593.html#cutid1

And finally, Dump#4 Smut Wednesday
This theme was Superheros. I'd heard recently about a pretty funny smex-thing called "The Spiderman", where, when you are 'done' having sex, you take a big wad of 'come' and fling it at your partner, yelling; "GO WEB, GO!" However, I did not posess the artistic skillz to pull this off, so I chose a different superhero instead.

http://community.livejournal.com/smut_wednesday/27036.html#cutid1

Comments

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thanks! :D

[elicia8.livejournal.com]

Holy hell.

Feet-licking, sock puppet penises, and chicken sex? GEE IT'S A GOOD THING IT'S SUNDAY AND I'M SOBER.

Okay, the Bat Cave one is just funny as hell. I'm not disturbed so much as I'm laughing my ass off.

You're such an artiste provocateur. I love it.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Artiste Provocateur? What a beautiful way to say 'Basal Shock Artist'!! :D

And sober on a Sunday? My condolences! ;^)

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow, I missed half of these!

Hm. My mind went right to foot fetish rather than foot massage, too. Good choice what with going with the foot licking as opposed to the cooter licking.

Um, perhaps I don't know the difference between Bill and Charlie either. Bill has the cool ponytail so it looks like him to me. *shrugs* But I do have to say that the other Weasley kids look like a group of...um..."special needs" children as they practice the hand motions. ;D

And, OMG, what the hell kind of weird-ass things do you read?! The SPIDERMAN?!?!?! asdfjkl;asdf Thank God for your lack of skillz if that was what you had planned to draw! Gah!!!!!! (Though I will admit to using the phrase, "to the Batcave, Al" more than once. TMIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Bill = Gringotts vaults
Charlie = dragon guy. I put dragon tattoos on Bill, forgetting that he was not a dragon wrangler. Doesn't charlie have a ponytail as well? I honestly don't have a clue. Perhaps I should try to read some canon instead of fanon for a change. It's just that...there's a distinct lack of smut in there! :D

I didn't READ the Spiderman thing, I HEARD about it. We were discussing kinks, and he mentioned the spiderman thing. He also told me about the 'Alaskan Pipeline.' DON'T EVEN ASK!!!!!!

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Alas, Charlie has no ponytail. ;D If you really care what the boys look like, they are described in GoF. And Bill looks pretty much like the Weasley in your drawing. No mention of tats, but I imagine dragons are pretty popular for all wizards. ;D

Heh. If I was discussing kinks with someone I'd be much more likely to hear about back trouble than the Spiderman thing. Thank God for LJ.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

So...who gets mauled by Fenier? Fenyir? geez...I'm gonna have to pick up HBP and read it before DH comes out.

But really? no Snape = no care.

:D

As for discussing kinks, it was with my 18 YEAR OLD EMPLOYEE! I am constantly sexually harassing him, and I think he's both mortified and secretly thrilled. Actually, a funny aside, you sent me a magnet once, with a drawing I did for Raewhit, of Harry laying on his back, one arm on his chest. It's stuck to the filing cabinet at work, and a new employee saw it and thought it was Dave, my 18yo guy. *snicker*

Actually, everyone thinks he's my husband's son. They look a bit similar. No one ever thinks he's MY son, BECAUSE I'M SEXUALLY HARASSING HIM! :D NO, probably because he's a foot and a half taller than me. I call him Dauveed, like he's my guatemalean pool boy.

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Ah, Bill was the maulee and Fenrir Greyback the mauler.

I really need to get me some sexy, 18 yo employees to sexually harass. *iz jealuz*

[eryslash.livejournal.com]

LOL! Awesome, funny art. The weasleycest piece is my fav :D

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Hee! ARE YOU EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO LOOK AT THIS STUFF??? :D :D

don't worry, I have no age nazis in my eljay. god knows I was DOING half of this stuff (okay, not the chicken sex) by the time I was 15. :D

[eryslash.livejournal.com]

LOL. I know, I'm such a naughty girl :P Eheee.

[whatthefuckbenj.livejournal.com]

Oh no... is smut_wednesday gone too?

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Nah, it's just temporarily on hold, til things get smoothed out, or blow over. WHichever comes first.