HP Art Dump

[tripperfunster]

Okay, time again to take all of the art that I post to different comms and dump it here for my lovely flist to see. Please note: There are no 'spoilers' (as if I'd know what's gonna happen...) but many of the images are NOT WORK SAFE! 'nuff said.

Dump #1 Daily Deviant May
The theme was foot massage, and because I'm an idiot, I thought it was foot FETISH so I drew Minerva licking her own feet. What? She's like..part cat, right? Hey, I COULD have drawn her licking her own cooter, so take a pill!

http://pics.livejournal.com/tripperfunster/pic/0005rbka/

Dump #2 Daily Deviant June
The theme was pseudozoophilia (where DO they come up with these things??). This is a kink where one partner dresses up as an animal and they 'pretend' that it's real. *snerk*
If you've been following my journal (and my condolences, if you have,) you know I have a 'thing' for chicken sex, hence:

http://pics.livejournal.com/tripperfunster/pic/0006h00q/

Dump #3 Smut Wednesday
The theme was Mentors, and for me, brain tumours, because I totally got Charlie and Bill mixed up. What?! Hey, I pretty much skim over all the non-Snape parts of the books and movies. I"m pretty sure Snape never has a conversation with either Bill or Charlie, hence my retaining no knowledge of them.

http://community.livejournal.com/smut_wednesday/26593.html#cutid1

And finally, Dump#4 Smut Wednesday
This theme was Superheros. I'd heard recently about a pretty funny smex-thing called "The Spiderman", where, when you are 'done' having sex, you take a big wad of 'come' and fling it at your partner, yelling; "GO WEB, GO!" However, I did not posess the artistic skillz to pull this off, so I chose a different superhero instead.

http://community.livejournal.com/smut_wednesday/27036.html#cutid1

Comments

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Bill = Gringotts vaults
Charlie = dragon guy. I put dragon tattoos on Bill, forgetting that he was not a dragon wrangler. Doesn't charlie have a ponytail as well? I honestly don't have a clue. Perhaps I should try to read some canon instead of fanon for a change. It's just that...there's a distinct lack of smut in there! :D

I didn't READ the Spiderman thing, I HEARD about it. We were discussing kinks, and he mentioned the spiderman thing. He also told me about the 'Alaskan Pipeline.' DON'T EVEN ASK!!!!!!

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Alas, Charlie has no ponytail. ;D If you really care what the boys look like, they are described in GoF. And Bill looks pretty much like the Weasley in your drawing. No mention of tats, but I imagine dragons are pretty popular for all wizards. ;D

Heh. If I was discussing kinks with someone I'd be much more likely to hear about back trouble than the Spiderman thing. Thank God for LJ.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

So...who gets mauled by Fenier? Fenyir? geez...I'm gonna have to pick up HBP and read it before DH comes out.

But really? no Snape = no care.

:D

As for discussing kinks, it was with my 18 YEAR OLD EMPLOYEE! I am constantly sexually harassing him, and I think he's both mortified and secretly thrilled. Actually, a funny aside, you sent me a magnet once, with a drawing I did for Raewhit, of Harry laying on his back, one arm on his chest. It's stuck to the filing cabinet at work, and a new employee saw it and thought it was Dave, my 18yo guy. *snicker*

Actually, everyone thinks he's my husband's son. They look a bit similar. No one ever thinks he's MY son, BECAUSE I'M SEXUALLY HARASSING HIM! :D NO, probably because he's a foot and a half taller than me. I call him Dauveed, like he's my guatemalean pool boy.

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Ah, Bill was the maulee and Fenrir Greyback the mauler.

I really need to get me some sexy, 18 yo employees to sexually harass. *iz jealuz*