My contribution to HP_OWLS (art)

[tripperfunster]

hp_owls is a sort-of response to the latest eljay ass-hattery. Here's my 'gift' to all of you. *snerk*

No one in this pic, is underaged. I dare you to disagree, 6A! *glowers*

I don't even know how to introduce this one, so let me just hand out the eye bleach and brain scrubbers and let you all have at it.

So incredibly NWS.

Thanks to all the lovely people at art_beta for your wonderful suggestions!




click to make it bigger. I dare you!

Comments

[formalizing.livejournal.com]

Oh.. my.. god.

The looks on Mrs. Norris and Albus' faces are absolutely PRICELESS! Beautifully drawn, and absolutely hilarious!

Thank you for sharing. ^_^

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

thanks! Now that I look at it, Albus should probably be INSIDE Filch, with him making a face like that, but hey, why get all caught up in reality, when the main goal is pron, right? :D

[formalizing.livejournal.com]

Precisely.

Pron > Reality. ^_^

[scarletscarlet.livejournal.com]

MY EYES. The goggles, they do nothing...

But it's beautifully done! And Filch has pretty feet, who'da thought?

Very funny pic :D. Fawkes is helping, bless :-).

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Hee! Yes, slash goggles are shattering everywhere!

As for Filch's feet. hey. Even I have limits, and foot-cheese is one of them. (one of very few, mind you..)


:D:D

[aleoninc.livejournal.com]

I honestly don't know how you do it!. So much so wrnog in one little picture. Amazing.

The expressions totally make the scene. Dumbledore's crossed-eyed, lockjawed lust, Mrs. Norris' look of utter horror totally mirroring mine, and of course here comes Fawkes to the rescue with the lube.

Damn woman, I'd say you've outdone yourself here but I'm sure there's still more horrors lurking in the recesses of your brilliant mind. I'll hold onto it for now.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Aw, thanks! :D

This one was (almost) fun to draw! I used pencil crayon on BIG paper, so it took a loooooong time, and I am a VERY impatient artist! I'm quite happy with how it turned out, however, despite that I almost ran out of room for Filch and all his sexiness!

Thanks for the lovely comment! <3

[verymiao.livejournal.com]

I have never in my life felt so at one with a cat.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Yes, that was pretty much the expression on my face the whole time I was drawing this! :D

[bethbethbeth.livejournal.com]

Am I the only person who thinks there should be more geezer smut? This is actually great, even with the WTF-ness factor. :)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I cant explain why, but Dumbledore/Filch is my OTP. (OLD TRUE PAIRING). They're just sooooo right wrong right with each other!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

OMG I'm so stoopid! I meant to cross out those words, not bold them. *goes and has a stiff drink*

[cnary-crem-dght.livejournal.com]

hehehe much love <3 I love the expression on albus, but I think fawlkes owns this piece, along with mrs.norris. <3 <3

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thanks! Fawkes actually ended up as a Bird of Paradise, but *cough* it sort of suits the pic! :D

[clayangel.livejournal.com]

*smirks* Nice. ^_~

Honestly, though, I love Filch's face.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thanks! You love Filch's face? Now there's a phrase you don't hear very often! :D

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Well, it's about time you stopped posting all that crappy Snarry art and posted squick like God intended.

Albus's expression? Yep. I second that.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Hear hear! (or is it here, here?)

There is not nearly enough Squick on teh internets! *takes up mantle and runs with it*

[recrudescence.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, so that's what happens when lube isn't conveniently located in the bedside table.

How, pray tell, do you draw these things without your brain exploding? I'm strangely fascinated by Dumbledore's arm. He's kind of built for a barmy old codger.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Why do you assume that my brain hasn't yet exploded? ;^)

IMploded, actually!

I actually used a *shudder* photo reference of a 'dirty old man' for DD's body. Now, granted, he wasn't a 150 year old wizard, but the arm (and the dick) (and the squicky, flabby tummy) are pretty much verbatim. *shudders again*

[canellaphile.livejournal.com]

OH hahahahaha! Fawkes is such a keeper. :D Hilarious!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thanks! Everyone should have a lube delivering phoenix!

[corvus-coronis.livejournal.com]

What a useful bird!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

yes! I wish *I* had one! :D

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Oddly, I'm not squicked in the least.

But I wonder if Fawkes would only do that for a true Gryffindor, or if he flies all over Hogwarts doing that all the time. No wonder he catches fire.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

From the squick? Or the gayness? ;^)

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

The exertion. :)

[soldierbabygirl.livejournal.com]

Wow. I'll take some of that brain bleach, in bulk.

Actually, while it didn't exactly turn me on or anything... it wasn't all that nasty either. Hm.

Beautifully done, even if a little weird.

[newspapersoft.livejournal.com]

haha. I kinda wondered into this and for some reason I can;t stop laughing. Albus's face is brilliant. . *grabs the brain bleach and trys so very hard to stop looking*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Actually, while it didn't exactly turn me on or anything... it wasn't all that nasty either. Hm.

Hee! COME TO TEH DARKSIDE! :D

[soldierbabygirl.livejournal.com]

I need some time to figure this out. A couple days ago I was pretty much slash free. And then came some really good fanfic and I see slash everywhere. Eek.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Oh honey, slash is the best porn around! Honestly.

Pretty soon you'll be looking at the whole world through slash goggles! 8^D

[soldierbabygirl.livejournal.com]

Hehehe. What *will* my husband say. ;-)

[lufavain.livejournal.com]

You gave me a nosebleed of squick! Good work!

[whatthefuckbenj.livejournal.com]

you never fail to.. um... surprise *cough* squick *cough* me ;)

[essacat.livejournal.com]

MWAHAHAHAHA and EWW wrapped up into one. This so disturbing. I love you.

[theyreforrachel.livejournal.com]

I saw the "edited" version on devART and your little journal plug under it. I was like "No. I'm not going to go looking for it. I'll see it when I see it."

AND THEN I CLICKED ON YOUR JOURNAL IMMEDIATELY.

This is scary, disturbing, and superfantastic. :D At first, I thought the cat was Minerva. o_o that would have made it worse better.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Oh God no! Minerva has much more sense than that! :D

I'm so glad you didn't spork your eyes out liked it!

And yes, I'm the same way about clicking on things that are better left alone.