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The Snarry games have fanon (fic) as a catergory this year, and Cnary thought that I should illustrate this lovely fic.

I won't post the whole thing, because *cough* you might puke, but I quoted some of the loveliness for your reading pleasure! ;^)

”I can not believe you are doing this to me, Harry.”

Harry looked up at his husband and smiled.

“It’s not that bad, Sev. I think you look sexy in that.” Harry blinked seductively, and looked over Severus. ‘He really does look extremely sexy in that white tennis short with matching t-shirt.’

The former potion’s master smiled at the dazed look in his young husbands face.

“If it weren’t for this ‘matchmaking’ thing you are trying to pull of, I would take you up to our bedroom and... Well, you will never know now.” Severus smirked evilly at the irritated look on Harry’s face.

Harry wanted to kiss away that smirk and explore whatever Sev had been thinking of. It was usually what he would have done, but for now, it had to wait untill later. Now they were on a mission. One that Snape was very reluctant to.






And then, it continues...

“Okay... SO YOU MEAN THAT I DRESSED IN WHITE AND ALL FOR NO REASON AT ALL?!”

“Well... you do look hot in it.” Harry smirked, before turning his gaze to Sirius and Remus shocked face’s.

“What was that all about?” Sirius asked, while pointing at Severus, who looked very disturbed and sat and pulled at his white (!) clothes, completely disgusted with it.

“I had been planning to set you to up tonight.” Harry smiled. “But how long have you been married? And why didn’t you tell me?”

Smiling, the two males across the table entwined their hands.

“We got married a year after graduating from Hogwarts. And, well, we were worried what you would think about it.” Remus said smilingly.

Harry went up from his chair and went up to Remus and Sirius and hugged them and congratulated.

As he returned to his seat, Severus looked up at him questioningly.

“Was this really the only reason to that we went here?”

“No.” Harry smiled at the other three males.

“Well, what then?” Sirius asked. He wasn’t very patient.

“I... I am...” Harry began, but could not find the words, so Remus finished for him.

“You’re pregnant.”

Date: 2007-09-07 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emila-wan.livejournal.com
That is so cracktastic.

Date: 2007-09-07 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
I think the term is CRAPtastic. :D Thanks!

Date: 2007-09-07 04:22 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] stasia
.. but why are they in *tennis gear*?

*baffled*

Stasia

Not that the art isn't lovely and cracky and good god, that belly and Harry's smug look and ohmygod ... *eyes fall out of head*

Date: 2007-09-07 04:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sew-my-heart.livejournal.com
Maybe so they could play doubles tennis with Sirius and Remus? I'm not so sure why either...

Date: 2007-09-07 05:22 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] stasia
I just can't wrap my mind around a universe in which that foursome plays a game of tennis that doesn't end with Sirius and Severus trying to strangle each other with the net...

Stasia

Date: 2007-09-07 04:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
They were going to play doubles with Remus and Siruis, but it was raining, and they couldn't do magic in a MUGGLAR AREA. *eyeroll* so they went to a bar instead.

I just LOVE that Harry is trying to set them up, but they've actually been SEEKRITLY married for like...30 years or something. har har har

Date: 2007-09-07 05:21 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] stasia
How did he miss the fact that they're married? Are they not living together? Are they not ... no, well, I guess I'd not be making the Beast with Two Backs in front of that version of Harry either - he's strangely scary.

When did Severus learn to play tennis? And why must he wear white for it? A few years ago, I saw a woman (at my daughter's school) wearing a perfect set of tennis-whites - except they were *all black*. I kept calling them"tennis blacks", but people started to look at me funny.

I wonder what Severus would think of the cute little pleated skirt.

*is evil*

Stasia

Date: 2007-09-07 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schemingreader.livejournal.com
Oh, so the white clothes are for tennis? and it's tennis that accounts for what look like tennis headbands?

Tennis?

Date: 2007-09-08 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
Hey man, I didn't WRITE it, I just drewed it. It is sort of explained more in the fic, but not really. I didn't have the heart to post the whole fic, so just take it for what it is. PURE, UNADULURATED SHIT! :D :D

Date: 2007-09-08 11:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schemingreader.livejournal.com
But the illustration is good. I mean, it's well done--the white headbands add that extra layer of WTF.

Date: 2007-09-10 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
ha! this fic has so many layers of WTF that it's a veritable onion!
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Date: 2007-09-08 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
Sev in the outfit. hands down. :D

Date: 2007-09-07 05:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarletscarlet.livejournal.com
gack! Perfect. *applauds*

I call this for team Romance, with the themes fanon and HORROR. :-).

Date: 2007-09-08 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
Ha! Yes horror! Too bad Squick isn't a theme this year! I'd win fer shur!

Date: 2007-09-07 05:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joanwilder.livejournal.com
I'm having a sickness now, and it's not teh morning kind *pukes into trash can*. And Harry...he looks gumless, as in like he hasn't any teeth. But that's so not the worst of that pic. Gah, I shouldna looked, I just KNEW you'd do something to meh innards, you ebil woman. Momma's gonna take away yer crayons. Draw NO MPREG nice, now!

Date: 2007-09-08 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
Hey, there are lots of freaks lovely people who like Mpreg.

You and I just aren't those people! :D

Date: 2007-09-07 05:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] djinnj.livejournal.com
o.O

That story is, um, special. The picture, however, is fabulous! It's so... disturbing in its tennis whites and expectant-mum!Harry. At the same time, I'm totally enamored of Snape's nose and his eyes and the line of his cheek.

Date: 2007-09-08 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
Hee! Yes, it IS spayshul, isn't it? ( I say, SMILINGLY). *snort*

Date: 2007-09-07 07:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whatthefuckbenj.livejournal.com
hehe how did Remus know?!

Date: 2007-09-08 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
Ha! Well, Harry isn't SHOWING in the fic, but I thought it made for better art, don't you?

and really, everyone is so stoopid in this story, that Harry could be dialated to 10cm and no one might notice that he's preggers.

Date: 2007-09-07 10:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snapetoy.livejournal.com
Oh my god. Snape. And tennis. In tennis whites. With pregnant!Harry.

I'm totally agreeing with [livejournal.com profile] ships_harry here about the fanon horror themes!

Probably a sign that the art is really well done, enough to make me do this, Tripp:

*runs away screaming in terror*

Date: 2007-09-08 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
*waves at your retreating figure, knowing full well you'll be back. Oh yes... you'll be back!* :D

Date: 2007-09-07 11:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alliekatgal.livejournal.com
Horrified, yet wanting to see how yummy Severus' arse would look in that skirt.

Date: 2007-09-08 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
His nice, long, lean thighs. *gets lost for a moment*

:D

Date: 2007-09-08 03:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alliekatgal.livejournal.com
Bending over to pick up the tennis ball that he is so not using. Because you know we have to see the view from UNDER his skirt!

Date: 2007-09-07 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glockgal.livejournal.com
*chokes* Oh my god, Harry is such a proud and smug mum! And what am I getting Prince of Tennis crossover-nightmares happening in my head...ohhhhh


Snape weating sleeveless = FANTASTIC.

*giggles on the floor*

Date: 2007-09-08 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
Hee! It doesn't have to be a crossover to be a nightmare! Trust me!

love the subtle characterization...

Date: 2007-09-09 03:20 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] venturous1.livejournal.com
they look so 'married' -- tender, comfortable, domestic. I like your successful aging of Harry - he looks like an adult, and Sev's bicep, mmmm. I wonder how he works out.

cheers!

Re: love the subtle characterization...

Date: 2007-09-10 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
Subtle characterization. *SNORT*

I have a few ideas on how Sev works out, and none of them involve a tennis racket! ;^)

Date: 2007-09-10 12:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] accioslash.livejournal.com
Hey, screw all you mpreg haters. I'm taking my bad!fic and leaving. Um....

I actually really like this drawing. Harry looks much older, but still recognizeable as Harry. I think you're the first artist that's done that, really. Though I'd like to know which team you're on - Team Mpreg or Team bad!fic? I would pay [livejournal.com profile] djin7 real money if those were genuine categories. I actually think all artists seekritly want to draw mpreg. It's like all British actors seekritly want to dress in drag. Well, perhaps it's not really a seekrit.

Date: 2007-09-10 06:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
I don't love or hate Mpreg, as long as it's well written. this, my dear IS NOT! *shudders*

And really, all ACTORS want to dress in drag, British or otherwise! *drools*

where the hell have you been, BTW? I was starting to worry! *wibbles*

Date: 2007-09-12 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] accioslash.livejournal.com
Hm. You're the second person now from LJ who has said that they haven't heard from me. I suppose that means you didn't get my latest e-mail? *sigh*

I'm still here tho there's been a round of medical crap (me, Al, AND my freakin' parents).

Date: 2007-09-13 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
No, I did not get your email. I emailed YOU, asking how you were. Did you get that??

I hope everything's okay hon! <3

Date: 2007-09-13 10:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] accioslash.livejournal.com
OMG, it's a conspiracy. Someone is keeping you from contacting me in the hopes that I won't try to convince you to draw me more mpreg. The first sign of a real conspiracy is no evidence, you know. *nods sagely*

No, I didn't get an email from you. And here I thought you didn't love me anymore. *wibbles and kicks e-mail*

Date: 2007-09-14 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
DIDN'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE??? Wuzza? Not a chance babe!

Email me again, directly. Did you send it to my actual email, or through livejournal? I think I emailed you through livejournal. Mudblood had sent me some emails through journal, and they ended up in my spam box. (and no, that's not what I call my pussy)

re send! RE SEND!

Date: 2007-09-14 01:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] accioslash.livejournal.com
I'm now convinced it's a problem on my end. You are now the third person who cannot receive mail from me. My ISP has requested that I confirm your address. Is it pettraders?

Date: 2007-09-14 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
yup. Tripper at pettraders dot com

<3

Date: 2007-09-14 02:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] accioslash.livejournal.com
I just sent a test e-mail. Let me know if you get it, hon.

Date: 2007-09-14 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
This message came in 15 or 20 minutes ago, and no email yet....

*taps foot impatiently*

Date: 2007-09-14 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] accioslash.livejournal.com
*tries AGAIN*

I'm on my way out the door, but I'm trying again. Let me know if it ever arrives. *kicks ISP support*

Date: 2007-09-10 01:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cnary-crem-dght.livejournal.com
Will you have my imaginary children? I know you have a few of your own, but they can play together. :D lol this is great! Aww I'm so sad I missed it this week. hehe. I think you've inflicted enough pain on the world, Good Job ;D

Date: 2007-09-10 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
Um. You can have MY imaginary children. And some days, you can have my real ones too! They are quite the impediment to porny art!

And no, I've NEVAH inflicted enough pain on the world! *evil laugh*

Date: 2007-09-10 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avialle.livejournal.com
X^D *ROFLMAO!*

Date: 2007-09-10 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tripperfunster.livejournal.com
*shocked*

Are you lol'ing at my very serious artses????? ;^)

Date: 2007-09-10 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avialle.livejournal.com
Indeed I am! They're silly but lovely as usual. ;^) *wonders if either would be any good at tennis . . . *snorfle!*

Date: 2007-09-18 10:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verdenia.livejournal.com
*giggle*
I laugh, therefore it is awesome. :P

Love the bicep!

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